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  1. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2014 2:41am UTC
    Me: *starts dancing*
    Person 1: What is she doing?
    Person 2: Some sort of sacrificial ritual of sorts we best look away.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 11:55pm UTC
    Single for Valentine's Day?
    just order a pizza and answer
    the door naked. you'll either
    get laid or you'll get free pizza
    when they drop everything
    and run away screaming.

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    He may not look like a prince
    but he treats me like a princess

  4. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    Today was actually a good day
    I just wish more days were like this

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    I was going to do this my 2,000th quote but I missed it
    I just want to thank all of my followers on witty
    And everyone who reads my quotes it really means a lot to me
    Plus I would like to make a shoutout to Jesusismysunshine
    She always favorites my quotes and has always liked my quotes since I've started
    She's a really cool girl and has always been there for me
    I love her quotes and she always makes my day when I'm having a bad day
    I'm glad to have a follower like her
    And all of my followers thank you so much
    I really appreciate all your support and kind words
    I hope to write many more quotes
    I love you witty

  6. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 5:02pm UTC
    Won best delegate in SOCHUM at Harvard Model UN 2014 (:
    Actually felt truly good and happy for once...

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 8:07am UTC
    Dear Grandpa,
    I really wish I could celebrate my 18th birthday with you
    We've always talked about his day
    It doesn't feel the same without you
    It's been almost 7 months since you've passed
    I had a huge crying spell last night
    But don't worry I'll try to be happy today
    With much love,
    Your granddaughter Kelsey

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 11:52pm UTC
    You can't just throw around the word "Love"
    Like it means nothing

  9. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 10:06pm UTC
    Imagine meeting your favorite wittian
    How awesome would that be?

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 10:21pm UTC
    Whenever I type lol
    I'm hardly ever
    Laughing out loud

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 6:01pm UTC
    I really want more friend but I am so awkward
    I'm like " Ummm.. Hi, My name's Kelsey.. I like you... wanna be friends?"

  12. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Home alone
    aka ice cream, redecorating room, summoning Satan, blasting music.

  13. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 1:14am UTC
    I want to be myself, but not
    all by myself.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  14. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    A girl and a guy are together
    Girl: look in the sky
    Boy:Why?
    Girl: Do you see any butterflies?
    Boy: No I do not
    Girl: That is because they are all in my stomach

  15. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [x] I love jeans
    [x] Dogs are better than cats
    [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [x] Shopping is torture
    [x] Sad movies suck
    [x] I own a car racing game
    [x] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [x] I own a ds, ps2, ps3, or n64
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [x] I have watched sports on tv
    [x] Gory movies are cool
    [] I go to my dad for advice
    [] I hate drama
    [] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [] You used to collect hockey cards
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [x] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [x] Sports are fun
    [] I talk with food in my mouth
    [] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [x] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [] I love to shop
    [] I wear eyeliner
    [] I wear the color pink
    [] I go to my mom to talk
    [] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [x] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [x] I like wearing jewelry
    [] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [x] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [x] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [x] I am/was in gymnastics
    [x] It takes me around/over one hour to shower and get dressed
    [x] I smile a lot more than I should
    [x] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [x] I care about what I look like
    [x] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [] I like putting make-up on others
    [] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [x] I am shorter than 5′7″
    [x] I have many scars
    [] I tan easily
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [] I have a tattoo
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [] I’ve had/have braces
    [x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [] I have more than two piercings
    [] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [x] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [x] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I’ve been to a casino
    [x] I always get mistaken as older than I actually am
    [] I’ve been skydiving
    [x] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [x] I’ve crashed a car
    [] I’ve been skiing
    [] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [] I’ve eaten sushi
    [] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [x] I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged
    [] I’m married
    [x] I miss someone right now
    [x] I played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve snuck out
    [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [x] I’ve ran a red light
    [x] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [x] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [x] I’ve been arrested
    7. Death and suicide
    [] I’m afraid of dying
    [x] I hate funerals
    [x] I've thought about how I would die
    [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [x] I've had a near death experience
    [x] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing...sometimes
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    [] I open up to others easily
    [] My parents are divorced
    [] I watch the news
    [] I don’t kill bugs
    [x] I sing in the shower
    [] I am a morning person
    [x-not by my parents] Ive been abused
    [] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [] I am a sports fan
    [] I twirl my hair
    [x] I care about grammar
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [] I’ve copied more than 30 songs in a day
    [x] I bake well
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [x] I would wear pajamas to school
    [] I like Martha Stewart
    [x] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [] I eat fast food weekly
    [x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [x] I love white chocolate
    [x] I bite my nails
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces
    [] I’m good at remembering names
    [] I’m good at remembering dates
    [x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

  16. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    Halloween is the only holiday that I actually like and celebrate
    I just love all the ghouls and goblins running around
    And kids faces when they go around with bags full of candy
    I also like it because it's the one day a year that I can be someone else, someone better. Someone worth life...

  17. boring* boring*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    I LOVE NICOLEEEEā™”

  18. crazylifelover crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    can you imagine when your future kids ask
    when you were born and you're just like, oh. last millenuim.
    yeah 90's kids!

  19. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    if i use this format and i dont use capitalization or punctuation
    maybe ill be famous like beastuser

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