Woah Quotes

Jessica♥*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 10:22pm UTC

& the only thing that kept her from going completely crazy was
the fear of losing her mind.

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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 4:24pm UTC

This is the first time I've ever liked the username I've chosen.It's a strange..sensation...

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 7:58pm UTC

have you ever...?
bold the ones you've done
- graduated high school
- smoked a cigarette
- gotten so drunk you passed out
- rode every ride at an amusement park
- collected something really stupid
- gone to a rock concert
- helped someone
- gone fishing
- watched four movies in one night
- gone long periods of time without sleep
- snorted cocaine
- failed a class
- smoked weed
- dealt drugs
- been in a car accident
- been in a tornado
- done hard drugs
- watched someone die
- been to a funeral
- burned yourself
- ran a marathon
- cried yourself to sleep
- spent $200+ dollars in one day
- flown on an aeroplane
- cheated on someone
- been cheated on
- written a ten page letter
- gone skiing
- been sailing
- cut yourself by accident
- cut yourself on purpose
- had a best friend
- lost a loved one
- shoplifted something
- been to jail
- skipped school
- skipped a class
- had detention
- gotten in trouble for something you didn't do
- stolen books from the library
- gone to a foreign country
- dropped out of school
- been in a mental hospital
- watched the harry potter movies
- had an online diary
- fired a gun
- had a yard sale
- had a lemonade sale
- actually made money at the lemonade sale
- been in a school play
- been fired from a job
- taken a lie detector test
- swam with dolphins
- gone to sea world
- voted for someone on a reality tv show
- written poetry
- read more than 20 books in a year
- gone to europe
- loved someone you can't have
- used a coloring book over age twelve
- had surgery
- had stitches
- taken a taxi
- seen the washington monument
- had more than five online conversations going at once
- overdosed
- had a drug or alcohol problem
- been in a fist fight
- suffered any form of abuse
- gone surfing in california
- had a hamster
- pet a wild animal
- used a credit card
- did spirit day at your school
- dyed your hair
- got a tattoo
- had something pierced
- got straight a's
- been on the honor roll
- known someone with hiv or aids
- drank alcohol
- cried when someone died
- felt someone up/got felt up
- kissed someone
- went farther than kissing someone
- been in love
- been heartbroken
- missed your ex

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 5:38pm UTC

That moment when you've just spent hours finishing a really good book
And then you're expected to get back to reality

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 10:06pm UTC

Imagine meeting your favorite wittian
How awesome would that be?

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 4:26pm UTC

I wanna sleep,
and shower,
and let it all
sour. I wanna
sleep, and
shower, and
let it all sour.
Oh woah oh
woaahh oh
woah woah.
Oh wooaaah
oh woah oh
woah woah.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC

So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 7:25pm UTC

Music speaks the words
I'm too afraid to say

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Corinne ✞*
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 10:42am UTC

I edited my profile..
cliked finished
looked
and fainted *-* Check it out :O
(WARNING: You will get dizzy...)

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 5:10pm UTC

*Conversation between my future child and I*
Child: "Mom, how did you and daddy meet?
Me: "Well, it all started when he liked my embarassing selfie"

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 12:16pm UTC

I have the
"I take too many selfies" syndrome

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 6:01pm UTC

I really want more friend but I am so awkward
I'm like " Ummm.. Hi, My name's Kelsey.. I like you... wanna be friends?"

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alliebabyxo
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 8:52pm UTC

stop for just one second.
think about all the people you've secretly had a crush on. all the people
you've found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you've
temporarily fallen in love with on a public transportation. all the people
you've dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that you have been
this person for so many people... and you have no idea.

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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 8:54pm UTC

After you die, it's believed that you
have 7 minutes of brain activity left
inside you, and in the 7 minutes you
experience your entire life over, in a
kind of dream.. Because in a dream
time is stretched.
So if this is the case, what if right now
you're in that 7 minutes? How do you
know if you're alive or just reliving old
memories?

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Random Stranger: What do you do for fun?
Me: Yeah....I'm a gamer....so I play games and stuff like that
Random Stranger: Um...I said something you do for FUN...
*Smacked across the face*
Me: YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE.

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hoq
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 8:00pm UTC

i have 128 friends on stardoll. woah.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Person: You white people aren't even white.
Person: And black people aren't even black.
Person: White people are pink.
Person: And black people...
Person:...are...
Person: BROWN.
Me: Woah, I'd never realised that. You should become a scientist.

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Immortality*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 6:52pm UTC

but you're so
woah
and I'm so
oh

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heytherepeople
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 6:49pm UTC

GUESS WHOS BACK IN TOWN BTW WITTY CHANGED A LOT

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ltoma18
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Me: Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
Friend: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.
Me: Settle down there Thor

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