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ImmortalTurtle
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September 29, 2015 12:11am UTC

oh dang look at dis picture quote thing

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
March 28, 2015 1:55pm UTC

i stare at this little girl
merely six years old
so happy
so content
so carefree
not a worry in the world
and so blissfully serene
and i wonder,
will she stay that way?
will she be
the lucky one?
maybe she will get by
without getting hurt.
so young
so delicate
so fresh
and so untouched.
we were all like that
once upon a time,
and then we had to
grow up.

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SecretLife96
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January 5, 2015 12:12am UTC

At one point in time, you were the youngest human in the world. MIND BLOWN.

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Country_24
posted a quote
December 5, 2014 8:47am UTC

Oh my God..

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Mandypandy
posted a quote
November 15, 2014 12:23pm UTC

Plot twist: A popular guy from school actually does like me

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the1975*
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September 21, 2014 1:09am UTC

"Most people agree that dying while being asleep is the best way to die. Peaceful, no signs of torture nor pain. My grandma used to say that angels are carrying them, the ones that are dying while asleep, to heaven. But sometimes angels can be clumsy and drop them. Remember that time you felt like falling in your sleep and suddenly woke up?"

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
September 12, 2014 6:44pm UTC

Poop spelled backwards is Poop.

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
September 12, 2014 6:20pm UTC

Birthdays are good for your health
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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grlsmmy*
posted a quote
August 10, 2014 1:31am UTC

This November will be four years since I have joined Witty and all I wanted to do was thank all of you so much because without you guys I wouldn't have a place to vent and get the advice that nobody else could give me. I have made so many friends here and I cannot thank you enough for that! Dayum. I love you guys!

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
July 9, 2014 10:34pm UTC

What a
shame that
we became
such fraglie
broken things
"Let the Flames Begin";
What a
Shame we
All Remain
such fragile
broken things
"Part II"
—paramore

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Vinita*
posted a quote
May 15, 2014 7:45pm UTC

That moment
When you see a guy
That looks like a combination of two of your exes
And you're just standing there like
'Woah man.'

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britany*
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 2:08pm UTC

if you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a "where" or to a "who"

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Radioactive
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 6:07pm UTC

On my mind
Divergent: Ansel Elgort (Caleb) and Shailene Woodley (Beatrice) are siblings
The Fault In Our Stars: Ansel Elgort (Agustus) and Shailene Woodley (Hazel) are lovers
That must have been awkward
(format by cosima2--all credit to her :)

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♥Dreamer*
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March 28, 2014 9:40pm UTC

Q:What is the longest word you can make out of QWERTYUIOP?
A:"Typewriter"
Coincidence??

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Petra1999
posted a quote
March 16, 2014 10:27am UTC

You are worth the chase.
Worth the heartbreak,
the heart race. ♥
quote by Petra1999

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Mrs_One_Direction
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 3:37am UTC

Wow, it's been a while...

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bigbootycutiee_13
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 10:45pm UTC

the second we are born, we start dying. so this isn't life, this is death.

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Brown_Eyed_Wonder*
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 9:12pm UTC

I am not in a safe place.

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Pointless...*
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 6:08pm UTC

Cross Off the Things You Have Done
Graduated high school
Kissed someone
Smoked a ciggarete
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement parkt an amusement park
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Help someone
Gone fishing
Watched 4 movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone
Snorted cocaine
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a Tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Been at a funeral
Burned yourself
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been Sailing
Cut yourself
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped School
Skipped a class
Had Detention
Got in trouble for something you didn't do
Stolen books from a library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Have watched all the Harry potter movies
Had an online Diary
Fired a gun
Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins
Gone to seaworld.
Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo
Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
Had surgery
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Gone surfing in California
Had or have a pet hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did "spirit day" at your school
Dyed your hair
Got a tatto. (i have a needle phobia...)
Had something pierced (i have a needle phobia....)
Got straight A's.
Been on Honor roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
Fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

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AwayWithTheFairies
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 12:26pm UTC

1 in 5 people have dandruff.
1 in 4 people have mental health problems.

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