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  1. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2015 12:11am UTC
    oh dang look at dis picture quote thing

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2015 1:55pm UTC
    i stare at this little girl
    merely six years old
    so happy
    so content
    so carefree
    not a worry in the world
    and so blissfully serene
    and i wonder,
    will she stay that way?
    will she be
    the lucky one?
    maybe she will get by
    without getting hurt.
    so young
    so delicate
    so fresh
    and so untouched.
    we were all like that
    once upon a time,
    and then we had to
    grow up.

  3. SecretLife96 SecretLife96
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2015 12:12am UTC
    At one point in time, you were the youngest human in the world. MIND BLOWN.

  4. Country_24 Country_24
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2014 8:47am UTC
    Oh my God..

  5. Mandypandy Mandypandy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    Plot twist: A popular guy from school actually does like me

  6. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 1:09am UTC
    "Most people agree that dying while being asleep is the best way to die. Peaceful, no signs of torture nor pain. My grandma used to say that angels are carrying them, the ones that are dying while asleep, to heaven. But sometimes angels can be clumsy and drop them. Remember that time you felt like falling in your sleep and suddenly woke up?"

  7. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 6:44pm UTC
    Poop spelled backwards is Poop.

  8. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 6:20pm UTC
    Birthdays are good for your health
    Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

  9. grlsmmy* grlsmmy*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 1:31am UTC
    This November will be four years since I have joined Witty and all I wanted to do was thank all of you so much because without you guys I wouldn't have a place to vent and get the advice that nobody else could give me. I have made so many friends here and I cannot thank you enough for that! Dayum. I love you guys!

  10. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 10:34pm UTC
    What a
    shame that
    we became
    such fraglie
    broken things
    "Let the Flames Begin";
    What a
    Shame we
    All Remain
    such fragile
    broken things
    "Part II"

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    That moment
    When you see a guy
    That looks like a combination of two of your exes
    And you're just standing there like
    'Woah man.'

  12. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    if you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a "where" or to a "who"

  13. Radioactive Radioactive
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 6:07pm UTC
    On my mind
    Divergent: Ansel Elgort (Caleb) and Shailene Woodley (Beatrice) are siblings
    The Fault In Our Stars: Ansel Elgort (Agustus) and Shailene Woodley (Hazel) are lovers
    That must have been awkward
    (format by cosima2--all credit to her :)

  14. ♥Dreamer* ♥Dreamer*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 9:40pm UTC
    Q:What is the longest word you can make out of QWERTYUIOP?

  15. Petra1999 Petra1999
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 10:27am UTC
    You are worth the chase.
    Worth the heartbreak,
    the heart race. ♥
    quote by Petra1999

  16. Mrs_One_Direction Mrs_One_Direction
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 3:37am UTC
    Wow, it's been a while...

  17. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 10:45pm UTC
    the second we are born, we start dying. so this isn't life, this is death.

  18. Brown_Eyed_Wonder* Brown_Eyed_Wonder*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 9:12pm UTC
    I am not in a safe place.

  19. Pointless...* Pointless...*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a ciggarete
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement parkt an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo
    Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had surgery
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tatto. (i have a needle phobia...)
    Had something pierced (i have a needle phobia....)
    Got straight A's.
    Been on Honor roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

  20. AwayWithTheFairies AwayWithTheFairies
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 12:26pm UTC
    1 in 5 people have dandruff.
    1 in 4 people have mental health problems.


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