Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Wittythrowback Quotes

  1. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2015 12:44pm UTC
    The
    best
    thing about tonight's
    that
    we're
    not
    fighting

  2. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 1:05pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i
    have been using since i was 10 years old
     

  3. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:58pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i
    have been using since i was 10 years old
     

  4. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:50pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i
    have been using since i was 10 years old
     

  5. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:37pm UTC
    I really hope this catches on.
    "We were in a small coffee shop.
    Two customers arrive.
    "5 coffees. 2 for us, 5 pending."
    They pay for the 5, they only recieve two.
    "Whats a pending coffee?" someone asks.
    "Wait and see."
    More customers.
    Two girls get coffee, they pay normally.
    After a while, 3 lawyers ask for 7 coffees.
    They only drink 3, but paid for the 7.
    While we we talking, a poor man enters the shop.
    With a soft voice he asks, "Do you have any pending
    coffee?"
    This type of charity was born in Napoli (Naples, Italy).
    People pay with anticipation fir the coffees and even meals
    for others who cannot.
     

  6. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:34pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i
    have been using since i was 10 years old
     

  7. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:30pm UTC
    It's weird how it's
    socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth
    but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what
    a fcking double standard

  8. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:48am UTC
    my level of sarcasm is to the point where
    i don't even know if i'm joking or not
    anymore.
     

  9. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:48am UTC
    once when I was on my
    period I dropped a bowl of cheese ball/s on the floor and sat down
    and cried for an hour if that doesn’t explain periods then
    idk what does

  10. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:47am UTC
    what
    if it
    doesn't want
    to be
    called
    "hot sauce"
    what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?
     

  11. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:46am UTC
    if this were the 1600's i would have already
    been married for 5 years, plus i would have 7 children and i
    would die next week.
     

  12. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:46am UTC
    "can you not" has been my mental response
    to literally everything
    that happens these days
     

  13. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:11am UTC
    Life may be sad,
    but
    it's always beautiful.
     

  14. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    Welcome to Witty Profiles.
    Where our quotes aren't always funny and original, but our tags are

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles