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  1. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 6:03pm UTC
    When you post a quote with a typo and you mentally kick yourself through the entire waiting period of it being 'marked for deletion.' Oh gosh.

  2. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    Me: thinks of a quote
    Clicks on Add a Quote
    *Mind goes blank*

  3. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 12:09am UTC
    do you ever just stop and stare
    at long a.ss quotes and have a debate on whether you should read it or not and then have your final conclusion to be "nah, the effort."
    #wittyproblems

  4. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 10:59pm UTC
    Me: Writes a quote
    Me: Proofreads it
    Me: Checks for mistakes
    Me: Read it word by word
    Me: Post it
    Me: Look at it in the newest quotes section
    Me: Oh, now I notice a spelling mistake

  5. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    That moment
    When you think you're really clever and
    post a quote and you expect to get a million
    faves but really you wait for like an hour
    and no one faves it

  6. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    You wanna know what we should do about the problems on Witty?
    DEAL WITH IT.
    I mean f.uck.

  7. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    I remember that time
    before witty I actually used to go outside and do stuff.

  8. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 2:18am UTC
    Mum: You should go outside, it's really nice today.
    Me: Um, well, I totally would, but there's no wi-fi connection.

  9. TiredOfTheHypocrites TiredOfTheHypocrites
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 1:21am UTC
    *Wanting to post a quote but not knowing what to post*

  10. beyourself03 beyourself03
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    You know you've hit rock bottom
    when you bring your laptop with you when you babysit.

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