Wittyfamous Quotes

Delicate*
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 11:59pm UTC

I feel like
the witty famous people all secretly are great friends and all talk and text on group chat on kik on their iPhones.

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Tman89frost
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 11:13pm UTC

My friends roommate tried to make ramen without the water, and their dorm smells like burnt chinese food with a hint of cardboard.

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Tman89frost
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 9:57am UTC

I wonder
how many people on here would still be witty famous if quotes from Tumblr weren't allowed?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 6:15pm UTC

*Insert funny quote that people will love and favourite that'll make me Witty famous here*

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XxsilentxforeverxX *
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Guys!
Steve talked to me!!! ^^
I'm so excited!!! ^^
I can't help but post this!! ^^
Thank you Steve for making my day!!! ^^ ♥

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 12:08pm UTC

OMG!!! One of my quotes is on the second page of Top Today Quotes ! :O

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 10:40am UTC

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Student: Neuropsychologist.
Teacher: Nice. What do you want to become?
Student: Professional Singer.
Teacher: Wonderful. What do you want to become?
Student: Brain Surgeon.
Teacher: Excellent! And what do you want to become.
Me: Witty Famous.
Teacher: The f.uck?
Students: The f.uck?
Me: .....
Me: Miss, I'm trying to blend in.
Teacher: Nice try.

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*Death*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 11:49pm UTC

Goals:_
get a top quote
figure out who is witty famous
find out what witty famous even means
not relapse
make friends his schol year
not fail my classes
survive the year
stay positive
get a fave from:
BrighterThanAnyone
BlackButterflies
WittyxxGirlxx
1Dfan
Hale_Storm18
BravoSierra
Breeze
Ethanol
LittleDirectionerDeBono
Rajsonkar
Get on witty more often and post more quotes

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KennidyShae
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 1:08am UTC

You
Hate
Me
Because
I'm
Different
But
I
Laugh
Because
You're
All
The
Same.

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*Death*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:05pm UTC

Who is considered witty famous? Really though, im not sure who is

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boop*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:32pm UTC

You know what's funny?
The fact that people even
thought it would be a good
idea to have a witty awards.
Like, everyone knew it'd lead to
tons of butthurt people, but did
that matter? No. A godd.amn
popularity contest is apparently
much more important. Yay egos.
Now, the whole thing was just
kind of like "really? ok whatevs, idrc."
to me at first, but then I decided
to read some of the comments
and holy s.hit. Either some of you
are straight up c.unts or you're
just as butthurt as the people
you're giving attitude toward because
heaven forbid they think your idea
is dumb as f.uck. Just because
you're witty famous and think it's
great to have this, doesn't mean you
can be a b.itch to ones that think
it's stupid because every comment
is basically the same. Like, no.
The s.hitty awards;
because most of you
are horrible human beings.

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*Death*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 3:39pm UTC

I've never understood the term 'witty famous'. What does it even mean? What wittains are? How does one get it?

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moonstone7777
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Want to know the secret to being witty famous?
being male
nmf

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peek-a-boo*
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 7:11pm UTC

When we were ten, they asked again and we answered - rock star, cowboy, or in my case, gold medalist. But now that we've grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how 'bout this: when i grow up, one day i would like to be witty famous
what? im being serious

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 12:33pm UTC

I just logged in and got 68 notifications!!
I'm witty famous! :D

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 2:02pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder if the 'Witty famous' people are all friends.
But then I realize that they are the kings and queens of a website consiting of antisocial potatos.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:16am UTC

Mom: Come do the dishes, laundry, garbage, cleaning the the house, and a whole bunch of other chores!
Me: COME ON MOM!! I'M BUSY TRYING TO GET WITTY FAMOUS HERE!!!

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:02am UTC

When in doubt and nobody cares.
Favorite your own quote.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 8:59pm UTC

I'm not here to be witty famous
i'm here to inspire someone

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Witty famous person: *follows 0 people*
Witty famous person: *has 4567898765456789GIRAFFE567897654 followers*
Me: *follows 0 people*
Me: *has -5 followers*
Witty famous person: *follows 4567876545789876545789 people*
Witty famous person: *has 245678998765456278937476463 followers*
Me: *has 1 follower*
My 1 follower: *is my mom*
Mom: *unfollows*
Me: But mom...
Mom: Charlie, your quotes suck.
Me: Yeah I know.

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