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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:53pm EST
    You know that quiet girl in class?
    Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

  2. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:31pm EDT
    Okay guys, so...
    I'm going to be making a poster.
    A poster with everyone's usernames on them.
    It's going to take forever but I'm going to do it.
    I need to know your usernames though....so,
    please just comment anything or your username so
    I know to add it to the poster.
    When I finish, I will post a picture of it.
    I'll give you guys the link in a quote and you can see it finished.
    Afterwards, I'm going to hang it in my room :)
    Comment so I can start! ♥

  3. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm EDT
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  4. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:22pm EST
    If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
    Taylor and Harry: *making out*
    Me: *gasp*
    Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
    Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
    Harry: Err, thanks.
    Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
    Taylor: *nods and smiles*
    Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
    Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
    Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
    Taylor: Uh...
    Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
    Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm EDT
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:50pm EDT
    Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
    confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:19pm EDT
    I love how on Witty we all have lots of sass
    but in real life, we can't even say hi without messing up.

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 10:38pm EST
    me: *signs in*
    me: oh that's a funny quote
    me: *fave*
    witty: you need to sign in to add this quote to your favourites
    me: go home witty, you're drunk.

  9. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:50pm EST
    *When I'm on Omegle*
    Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
    Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:00pm EDT
    Let's all take a moment of silence for the beloved website of Stardoll
    Because literally half of the Witty population came here because of Stardoll, and then ditched it a few months later for Witty.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:44pm EST
    Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red.
    So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
    So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
    Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:35pm EDT
    if i ever become
    famous
    i’m trusting you guys
    to never tell the media
    about my witty.

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm EDT
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 5:08pm EST
    I love
    The way we all hide our Witty accounts like they're some super important confidential experiment

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:50pm EST
    Most 6th graders on Witty: Guise the kid i lyke asked me out!!11!1!11 Hes mi bf now. I luv him <3
    Most 7th graders on Witty: I think he knows I like him!! Help me? My life is over!!
    Most 8th graders on Witty: Ugh forever alonneee
    Most 9th graders on Witty: Maybe I should just marry food?
    Most 10th graders on Witty: I really like someone, but he'll never like me back so I'm not saying anything.
    Most 11th graders on Witty: If you want to talk about guys problems get off this site.
    Most 12th graders/older on Witty: Guys your day will come one day. No need to stress about it now; you have your whole llife ahead of you.

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 4:47pm EDT
    Me: *opens witty*
    Witty: Please sign in.
    Me: *signs in*
    Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
    Me: Then why
    Me: the fück
    Me: did you tell me
    Me: to sign
    Me: in.

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm EDT
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  18. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:38pm EST
    Me: Taylor Swift is a bad singer. Do you agree?
    Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
    not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.

  19. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 6:46pm EDT
    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
    because they always take things literally.

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm EDT
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

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