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  1. Emmi89 Emmi89
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Wittians.
    I would like to point out that,
    Witty
    WILL BE CLOSED & UNACCESSIBLE
    On February the 29th, 30th and 31st

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    I try not to comment on stupid quotes
    Because my knowledge confuses the illiterate peasants

  3. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    I just read that
    Some thieves stole over 5 tons of Nutella.
    Alright, which one of you was it?

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    We should make a new holiday
    Just for us Wittians
    It could be the day after Valentine's Day
    When all the chocolate is on sale

  5. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Ɩмαɢιиɛ
    Ɩғ αℓℓ тнɛ ωιттιαиƨ яɛαℓℓʏ ωɛит тσ тнɛ ƨαмɛ ƨcнσσℓ,
    вʋт иɛʌɛя κиɛω ιт.

  6. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    i log on to find pages of boston quotes
    witty hasn't changed at all,
    we still care when it really matters.
    p r a y f o r b o s t o n

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    I really hate when I see all these Witty girls calling themselves ugly.
    I can honestly say I've never seen a girl on this website who was unattractive.

  8. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 4:51am UTC
    The Wittians
    Chapter 1 pt 1
    Promotion
    . Most teenagers considered the sound of their alarm clock to be the most frightening and annoying thing on the planet. Well, those teenagers obviously didn’t know what it was like to have Chuck Norris as an alarm clock. That’s right Chuck Norris. Every single morning we heard Mr. Norris’s piercing voice through our speakers.
    “Students, Graduates and Citizens; it is 10 am. I repeat it is 10 am. Every Citizen should be up and ready by 11 am. Again every Citizen is supposed to be out of their houses and at their jobs by 11 am. All graduates need to be at their classes or jobs by noon. Remember, if you are a graduate you need to be at your location by noon. As for the students, you need to be at your classes by 1 pm. Again, all students must be present in their classes by 1 pm; and anybody who refuses to obey my command will face the consequences. I am Chuck Norris, and you better get your behind out of bed.”
    Yep, that’s what we heard every single morning ever since we moved here. It wasn’t very pleasant. But, how many people get the honor of having Chuck Norris wake them up every morning? That’s right, only us Wittians. I stretched my arms and glanced at the old clock engraved into our wooden walls. It read 10:15; I had to be at my class by noon since I was a graduate. My roommates Drii and Erin Harford were Students meaning they didn’t have to be in their classes till 1 pm. The difference between Students and Graduates were that Graduates had authority and jobs; but students didn’t. Everything seemed quite confusing at first. But, it made perfect sense once we got used to it. People who were aged from 12 to 15 were called the Students; Students had to attend every single class in their Major and maintain passing grades. Everyone who was sixteen and older, like me, was automatically considered as a Graduate; Graduates attended recreational classes and worked in their jobs. Everyone else was called a Citizen; Citizens were in charge of the local court, hospital, grocery store and shopping mall. They were random adults who couldn’t cope with the real world. A lot of them were brought from the mental institutions. No one understood them there, but here they were important and loved; just like everyone else.
    "Hey guys this is Kate. This anouncement is for the girls in my yoga class. Today we will be working on our legs. So every single girl must where Yoga pants or shorts. No exceptions. Thank You."
    That was the Yoga instructor Kate Upton. That's right the actual Kate Upton; or as I liked to call her 'the bichh maker'. Inocent girls would go to her class and come out looking like skimpy barbie dolls. Which was one of the three reasons I dropped out of her class. The other one was because I couldn't stretch anything but my eyes and the final reason was that the back wall was transparent and that meant a nice view for the boys. I remember complainging to Kate about that wall; but Ms. Upton acted like she had no idea what I was talking about. So, being the dork I am I dropped out of her class and entered into the standardized gym course; which by the way was ran by Dwayne Johnson. That's right the real Dwayne Johnson. The guy who killed it at the WWE; he was my gym teacher. Speaking of gym, I had to quickly put on my uniform. Gym was the first class on my schedule. I giggled around trying to pull my shorts up when my neighbors alarming voice caused me to fall flat on my stomach.
    "Chris!" She yelled
    "What!" I yelled back
    "My plant grew a jar full of Nuttella. You should come over for breakfist." She yelled.
    "I can't, my boats up front!" I yelled
    "Oh, well don't worry I'll just pull out the bridge." She yelled.
    "Ok." I said as I managed to get up. That was Ava, my crazy loveable neighbor. I'll have to admit having a next door neighbor wasn't the easiest thing. She was loud, and crazy. But, who cares I love her. Her roomates Colleen and Amber were my best friends. It was really cool to live so close to them. I lived in Pink River Town. Which meant all of the roads were just pink lazy rivers which lead to the Lemonade factory. If we wanted to get to another home or store; we had to ride our boats. Some of the housees had inside bridges which could have been pulled out by the push of a button. It was kind of like having a garage. I walked out my back door and stared at the metal bridge which was nearly connected to my house. As soon as it was secure I walked to Ava's house.
    "Morning girl!" She yelled.
    "Ava please it's not even noon yet. Calm down." I begged
    "You know that's not a possibility." She smiled.
    "I'm here for the Nutella. Where is it?" I asked
    This is Chapter 1. I don't have everyone included yet, but don't worry if you mentioned a name atleast. I will def get to you at one point :) Please be patient with me and thank you!

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Those Wittians
    who you secretly get more and more
    jealous of every time they change their picture

  10. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:06am UTC
    It's weird to come onto Witty now.
    It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
    I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
    I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

  11. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    there should be a wittycon,
    like how there's vidcon for youtubers. like, we'd all meet up in a certain place and get
    to meet our favorite wittians (like steve!) and get their autographs and then we'd just
    sit around, watch movies, eat food, make quotes and play with cats. like how awesome
    would that be?

  12. KatiiLouisex3 KatiiLouisex3
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    So my friends came up with this system for categorizing people;
    A 'chocolate chip biscuit' is someone who's always first choice
    A 'raisin biscuit' is someone who gets chosen when all the chocolate chips are gone
    A 'prune biscuit' is someone who just doesn't get picked at all!
    But I soon realised,
    sometimes you want a raisin biscuit because chocolate chips get boring.
    sometimes you don't want a chocolate chip cookie at all because maybe you're lactose intolerant.
    and sometimes, you might want a prune biscuit, because you're a freakin weirdo(:
    So what are you?
    Just kidding, I know you're all chocolate chips, because you're Wittians and even though we're all potatoes, we're smokin' hot potatoes.

  13. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:50am UTC
    I hate how Wittians claim to
    stay up all night on Witty and then
    once night time comes, only like,
    5 other people are online,
    including me. It's a sad life we lead...

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    Wittians: we're so accepting!
    lol hey, remember that time when
    two users got into a fight, and everyone
    signed a petition to get steve to ban the
    less-popular one out of them and decided
    that it was okay to make r.acist jokes about
    him since they now hated that user, because
    Wittians are just as horrible as everyone else?

  15. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Some wittians say they wanna go to witty school,but I wanna stay home and go on witty.
    My quote.Do NOT steal

  16. Chicmisspriss Chicmisspriss
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 8:29am UTC
    Okay so today is Monday, and I have a challenge for all you Wittians. All week I dare you to be someone you're not. Do what you've never dared to do before. Stand up for yourself, ask someone out, tell someone your actual oppinion about them. Don't worry I'll do it too, and I'll back you up.
    Of course, if you start a world crisis, I will NOT back you up, I will change my name, move to alaska, change my Gmail and make a new Witty.
    So now, I dare you all to take on this challenge. And yes, even YOU steve!
    (Email me at Chicmisspriss1 and tell me what you did!)

  17. Gigi_Tirado Gigi_Tirado
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    I'm in shape.
    In shape of a potato.

  18. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    Its cute how Witty got to watch all us Wittians grow up♥

  19. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:34pm UTC
    I know that that thing with Amanda is already a year ago
    This quote is inspired by Amanda Todd
    and, of course, each other girl/boy that has committed suicide.
    I think that if those people would have been here on Witty, and actually posted their thoughts and pains, they might have had a slight chance of survival.
    Why? Because I think most wittians know what it means to feel depressed or can at least understand something like that.

  20. GRACEROCKS GRACEROCKS
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Ok i love you
    fellow wittians!!!
    but let me tell you U
    guys suck at faving!
    come on help a sister
    out!! I follow back!!!
    and i personally check
    out every one who
    follows me on their
    page and I fav most
    of their
    quotes because i love
    everything that any
    one puts up on this
    site!!!!! come ON!!!
    PLEASE!!!!!

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