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  1. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 4:02pm UTC
    I have this really
    unnatractive
    thing on my head called my face

  2. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 3:57pm UTC
    When you have one
    notification
    more than the person before you on a "Top
    Quote" list and you're sitting there like, "HURRY
    HURRY UPDATE HURRY SO I CAN GO ABOVE THEM HURRY BEFORE THEY GET A
    NOTIFICATION HURRYYYYY OMGGGG"

  3. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    STEVEFollowed Me!!!

  4. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 3:41pm UTC
    You know,
    I think one of the worst feelings is
    finding out that
    you didn’t mean as much to someone
    as you thought you did,
    and you just feel stupid,
    and because you looked desperate
    about caring too
    much...
     

  5. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 3:39pm UTC
    You know,
    I think one of the worst feelings is
    finding out that
    you didn’t mean as much to someone
    as you thought you did,
    and you just feel stupid,
    and because you looked desperate
    about caring too
    much...
     

  6. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness. Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed. Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school. Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone. Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love. Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.

  7. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 1:28pm UTC
    Hey wittians, so a few of you may know that for the past 5 months now I have been having trouble with my voice and recently went to hospital, and I just thought I should make a quote to tell anyone who was worried or whatever that the consultant at the hospital said that I had just strained my voice and that it should come back on its own. So to conclude, on Friday I was drinking tea and singing (badly) and sorting stuff out in my room anD MY VOICE CAME BACK!! LIKE PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY HEAR ME WHEN I TALK NOW!!! And I just felt like I should tell you because you guys were so supportive when I was freaking out about going to hospital incase something was actually wrong, and I would just like to say thank you to everyone who has been there for me. There isn't a nicer feeling than knowing a complete stranger has taken 5 minutes out of their life just to read something and write so encouraging words, nothing can beat that feeling, and I just want anyone who needs someone to talk to to know that I'm here and will always talk to you. Thank you witty, you guys never fail when I need you the most. 

  8. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:06am UTC
    It's weird to come onto Witty now.
    It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
    I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
    I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

  9. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 2:57pm UTC
    I just wanted to say that I love you guys<3

  10. PainOfAPoet* PainOfAPoet*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    I wish more Wittians used chat, because there's like 5 people I want to have a conversation with, and am way to lazy to keep posting on their profiles[x
    And as this needs a catergory to go in..
    AVRIL LAVIGNE :D

  11. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:34am UTC
    alright witty,
    i'm have been on witty for 3 years. Yeah I don't have top quote every single day. I'm that witty member that you have never heard of. I've been here through fights, witty almost shutting down (2x), deaths of our wittians, but what kills me the most that you can't f/cking favorite a quote. This website is going to die if you don't start giving a sh/t. All of my friends have left.
    1.)If you are one of those people who are on the top quotes, FAVORITE OTHER PEOPLE QUOTES. Just because people maybe don't think like you doesn't mean you don't have to care about anyone else. That's right, you probably didn't even read this because this quote probably means nothing to you.
    2.) EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE DAM/N quote, favorite it. comment. I want to get above 41 favorites for the day. We can't make you favorite quotes, but if you're one of those people who think that the quotes not good enough, it's more like you're not good enough.
    Yes. I know I have "nowhere to talk" but I've been quiet for 3 YEARS.
    Questions? Comment on my profile.
    More sooner than later, you're gonna f/cking find me commenting on your profiles to become better Wittians, because none of you f/cking act like it.

  12. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 3:21pm UTC
    ATTENTION WITTIANS
    I would like to immplement a new contest! The theme is SCHOOL STORIES, so basically anything funny or weird that has happened at your school works, whether it have happened recently or not recently. Quotes for the contest should be tagged:
    contest_school
    and yeah, that's pretty much it. If you have any questions, you can just comment and I'll try to answer.

  13. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 1:03am UTC
    I don't think I have ever seen another wittian from California unless I have recommended them to the site or been recommended by them.... Where are all my Cali people?

  14. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 10:18am UTC
    Everytime I see someone post a long quote, and it has a lot of faves, I just silently congratulate
    in my head to all of those people patient enough to read something so ungodly long.
    like good for you, you go wittians who read long quotes through to the end

  15. ThankYouMrDrewIngle ThankYouMrDrewIngle
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 3:04pm UTC
    Hey guys!
    So, I've not been on Witty Profiles lately, and
    I'm sorry. I've just been really busy and stuff.
    Idk. That's not an excuse. I loved it here!
    That'll be my New Year's Resolution.
    Come on Witty more.
    It'll be 3 years this year that I've
    been on Witty.
    I really miss speaking to you guys. I'll make more
    effort this year, I promise.

  16. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 10:20am UTC
    I really dont understand how most wittians are really casual&friendly with each other
    and in real life we're such awkward potatos lol

  17. GabyMm GabyMm
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 2:34am UTC
    Fellow wittians,
    let 2014 be another year where we can rely on eachother for support. Ive only been on witty for 2 years but in just those two years I evolved with you guys and grew in unimaginable ways. SO WITTIANS THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING AND HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR

  18. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    The fact that a 'top quote this hour' has seven likes is jaw dropping.
    Like what's happening on here. TOP QUOTES is sad. No one is coming on here as much as they used to. How do you think Steve feels? If you want to keep witty alive, tell all your friends and sign your username!
    MegaFunsize101

  19. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Witty Party
    Invitation
    Who: Wittians.
    Where: Witty Chat.
    What: Talk and enjoy eachother.
    Time: 7 pm to 11 pm (Canadian Time)
    How: Get online and start chatting.
    When: Sunday, December 15th
    SIGN IF YOU'RE GOING
    - *Freedom*
    -
    -
    -
    -
    -
    -
    Hope to see you there.

  20. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 11:16am UTC
    Witty Party
    Invitation
    Who: Wittians.
    Where: Witty Chat.
    What: Talk and enjoy eachother.
    Time: 3 pm to 6 pm (Depending where you live)
    How: Get online and start chatting.
    When: Sunday, December 15th
    Hope to see you there.
    REPOST.

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