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Hunter21
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:32am UTC
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks,
"Has the bus come yet?"
If the bus came would I be standing here?

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Hunter21
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:27am UTC
Unless your name is 'Google'
stop acting like you know everything.

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Steve
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:38pm UTC
"Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet." — comedian Louis C.K.

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Steve
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January 30, 2013 12:37pm UTC
“Words may show a man's wit, but actions his meaning.”

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