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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2022 1:13am UTC
    If they’d had Google Maps in Milton’s era, I bet paradise would never have gotten lost.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2022 1:12am UTC
    Every war is a guano war.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2022 1:12am UTC
    When all is said and done, at least we won’t have to hear this cliché anymore.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2022 2:56am UTC
    I looked up the definition of 'denouement.'
    Talk about a denouement.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2021 1:57am UTC
    The true story is not based on a true story.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2021 1:48am UTC
    'Underwire' means redundant surveillance where I come from.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2021 1:47am UTC
    My wife told me I needed to start being realistic.
    I thought I was pretty life-like for a hologram.

  8. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:51pm UTC
      when
    we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us
    that we weren’t allowed to carry
    sharp
    objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks
    like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how
    i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his
    colleague to take over his check-in desk

  9. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 9:09am UTC
    Dan: I know what you think of me, you think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody
    Chuck: I don't think of you

  10. ilovemybestfriendmike_610 ilovemybestfriendmike_610
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 2:05am UTC
    marry your best friend. i do not say that lightly. really. truly find the strongest, happiest, friendship in the person you fall in love with. someone who speaks highly of you. someone you can laugh with, the kind of laughs that make youre belly ache, and your nose snort. the embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. wit is important. life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love and madness combine and course through you. a love that will never dilute -- even when that waters get deep and dark.

  11. Jane Bond* Jane Bond*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 10:42am UTC
    Every girl's dream is to
    have a guy call her at 3am
    just to say ' hey baby,i just wanted to tell you
    i love you'
    WAKE ME UP AT
    3AM AND
    I WILL KILL YOU.

  12. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

  13. Jane Bond* Jane Bond*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    Raven: boy likes girl
    Raven: girl likes boy
    Raven: they both die
    Raven: cry cry cry

  14. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    mama always said nice guys finish last honey take the cash

  15. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    "Wit beyond measure
    is man's greatest treasure."

  16. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    When my mom says she'll be ready in 5 minutes,
    I know I have just enough time to fly to space and finish
    building my Death Star before we go.

  17. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 11:07am UTC
    When the beating of your Heart.
    echoes the beating of the drums.
    There is a life about to start when tommorow comes...

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    The gayest I've ever acted:
    Whenever you ask a guy or girl out you always get a yes and I always get a no.
    HOW DO YOU GET A YES? IS IT YOUR HAIR? YOUR BODY? YOUR WIT?
    And I'm fabiulous :D

  19. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    You told me not to be so fragile,
    And I didn't listen...

  20. Hunter21 Hunter21
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:32am UTC
    When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks,
    "Has the bus come yet?"
    If the bus came would I be standing here?

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