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Best Wisconsin Quotes Ever

  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    50 state stereotypes:
    Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
    Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
    Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
    Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
    California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
    Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
    Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
    Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
    Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
    Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
    Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
    Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
    Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
    Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
    Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
    Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
    Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
    Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
    Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
    Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
    Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
    Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
    Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
    Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
    Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
    Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
    Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
    Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
    New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
    New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
    New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
    New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
    North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
    North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
    Ohio: People care about us at election time.
    Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
    Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
    Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
    Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
    South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
    South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
    Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
    Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
    Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
    Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
    Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
    Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
    West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
    Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
    Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.
    (my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

  2. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    It's Getting Hot In Here. The Wisconsin Version.
    It's gettin' cold in here
    so put on all your clothes!
    I am gettin' so cold
    Imma put my coat on!
    100% made by me.

  3. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2016 11:01am UTC
    I wish I was kissing you
    instead of missing you

  4. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2016 11:04am UTC
    Relationships include: Fights,
    Jealousy, Arguments,
    Faith, Tears,
    Disagreements, But
    a real relationship
    fights through all
    that with love.

  5. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2016 11:08am UTC
    I WANT US TO LAST.
    I DON'T WANT TO HAVE AN AMAZING COUPLE OF
    MONTHS AND THEN IT BE ALL OVER IN A FLASH.
    I DON'T WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE FEELINGS OF
    HURT, CONFUSION, AND DISAPPOINTMENT AGAIN.
    NO MATTER WHAT WE RUN INTO & NO MATTER HOW
    HARD THINGS GET, I WANT US TO STICK TOGETHER <3

  6. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Things people drive on the streets of Wisconsin
    (Both during Winter and Summer)
    -Golf carts
    -Electric scooters
    -Lawnmowers
    -Four wheelers (ATV's)
    -The occasional car
    -Boat cars
    True. I have seen all of these. Most of them just last week.

  7. cvnt* cvnt*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    LOVE IS LOVE'S REPRIEVE
    LOVE IS LOVE'S SAD NEWS
    LOVE IS LOVE'S MYSTIQUE
    LOVE IS LOVE'S RETURN
    LOVE IS LOVE'S CRITIQUE

  8. kissmegoodbye kissmegoodbye
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 11:15am UTC
    Wisconsin clearly did not get the message that it's summer.

  9. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 11:04pm UTC
    Uggh i cant sleep bro and dad are too loud watching the wisconsin badger game ugh trying to sleep here

  10. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2016 8:19pm UTC
    Missing somone
    is
    your heart's
    way
    of
    reminding
    you
    that you
    love
    them

  11. ParticipationAward* ParticipationAward*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    People are getting super excited because it's "finally spring" for them and I'm just here chillin with the snowman I built yesterday out of snow in my back yard dreaming of the day that it will actually be warm enough for me to not have to wear a jacket to step outside..

  12. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2014 9:14am UTC
    I HATE WISCONSIN
    IT'S SO COLD OUT
    CAME TO SCHOOL IN A
    WINTER JACKET

  13. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2014 8:49pm UTC
    Like if you live in Wisconsin
    Comment where you live in Wisconsin
    :)
    just for fun because i'm bored
    and in a good mood

  14. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2014 11:50am UTC
    Uggh i cant sleep bro and dad are too loud watching the wisconsin badger game ugh trying to sleep here

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