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1. happiest*
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2013 3:16pm UTC
   in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to” essays so i wrote “how to get rid of a dead body” and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance
   
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2. letsdanceinStyles
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   I'd lose weight, but i really hate losing.
   -Charlie Sheen
   
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