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  1. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2023 8:50am UTC
    "जो लोग अपने बीवी के इशारे पे घर चलाते और खुद का दिमाग नहीं चला सकते ,
    वो सारे निठल्ले या जोरू के गुलाम (बेवक़ूफ़) ही अधिकतर कौन सा राष्ट्रीय दल सरकार बनाये, वे कैसे देश चलाये और समाचार चैनल पर चलते बकवास खबर पर बेफजूल चर्चा एवं बहस करते अक्सर नजर आते"
    - अनुज सोमानी

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2021 6:58pm UTC
    Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.

  3. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2017 8:09am UTC
    "A female is usually good as a daughter but rarely good as a wife." - Anuj Somany

  4. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2017 10:48pm UTC
    "It has always been viewed that as wife includes more her mother’s advice into her family matters, it increases more feuds with her husband and she becomes more rude towards own children only."
    ~Anuj Somany

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2016 9:23am UTC
    “He who thinks by not talking to his wife or girlfriend can make her realize and apologize for her mistakes only, is in a fool’s paradise.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2016 10:23pm UTC
    "A woman who remains connected with her mother via a communication link to convey on a daily or a weekly basis the things about her in-laws members as what they eat, drink and think; normally likes the man of the house to act like a weak mouse before her & so naturally always keeps her married life on the brink of the failure."
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2016 12:44am UTC
    "Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her deeply enough; else she can hide many SECRETS from him all throughout her life."
    ~Anuj Somany

  8. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2016 1:06am UTC
    "A woman is never so honest in words to her man as when she is made by him the angriest person."
    ~Anuj Somany

  9. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2016 1:16am UTC
    "The day the women start accepting their mistakes first ;
    Take A Bet, a lot of businesses of men who bank on the marital problems of others will start going bust."
    ~Anuj Somany

  10. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2016 10:18pm UTC
    "History seems to suggest blatantly
    that a man gains the level of wisdom in proportion to the height & length of own freedom from the bondage of woman. "
    ~Anuj Somany

  11. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2015 9:07pm UTC
    "A man who claims to be happy with his married life is either pretending or having no proper understanding about the nature of woman especially his wife."
    ~Anuj Somany

  12. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2015 1:39am UTC
    "Every man has an option i.e LIFE or WIFE; but if he wants both of his own, then his living has to have RIFE of STRIFE.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  13. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2015 12:16am UTC
    "A foolproof formula to keep MARRIED LIFE intact is to undeniably accept that a husband has to always prove himself to be a fool to his wife and never expect her to reflect to correct herself at any time."
    ~Anuj Somany

  14. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 10:05pm UTC
    "A boy with his girlfriend or a husband with his wife can be happy forever in their locked relationship only if he loves her as much as she loves solely to herself always and this sensibly looks impossible."
    ~Anuj Somany

  15. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 4:35pm UTC
    "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUDDY, YOU'RE SWEET AND ADORABLE.
    YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND AND YOU'RE THE BEST GF I COULD HAVE.
    SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BIG PART OF MY LIFE FOR A LONG TIME
    AND I THOUGHT I WOULD SPEND MY LIFE WITH HER
    BUT NOW I SEE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE AND NOW
    I LOVE YOU WITH
    ALL
    MY
    HEART"
    THIS IS WHAT MY BF TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT THAT I SAW THIS MORNING
    I HAD SUCH A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE WHEN I READ THAT THIS MORNING
    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUDDY DON'T EVER FORGET THAT
    WE MAY FIGHT LIKE HUSBAND AND WIFE
    BUT WE PROTECT EACHOTHER
    LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER

  16. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 12:46am UTC
    He loves me so,
    that funny honey
    of mine.

  17. GlowingScars GlowingScars
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 5:22pm UTC
    *standing at the wedding altar*
    spouse: i do
    me: same

  18. D* D*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: ‘Hello
    WOMAN: ‘Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?
    MAN: ‘Yes
    WOMAN: ‘I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
    MAN: ‘Sure ¦go ahead if you like it that much.
    WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.
    MAN: ‘How much?
    WOMAN: ‘$70,000?
    MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
    WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing ¦ The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000?
    MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.
    WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!
    MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.
    The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment,
    mouths wide open ¦..
    He smiles and asks, ‘Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?

  19. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 9:16am UTC
    ''What I see is there is growing technology and less awareness''
    -Man in his 50s to his wife. Maipú Street, Banfield, Thursday at 11 am, Argentina.
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

  20. Vikrant Vikrant
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 10:49am UTC
    "A person who thinks that he knows something better doesn’t know that his wife knows better than him." ~ Vikrant Parsai

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