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  1. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 1:31am UTC
    Me: Wow, I finally got my nails to look perfect. I mean I filed them all even, I painted them, holy crap they almost look fake they look so good.
    Nails: *Simultaneously break*
    Me: Time to go cry.

  2. drain_the_music_dry drain_the_music_dry
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    November 14, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    can i just break down and cry already?

  3. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 10:40am UTC
    So even if I don't like a guy I will imagine millions of scenarios in my head and then probably end up starting to like him and why am I doing this to myself

  4. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    All i ever wanted is my favourite fictional character to not die but nope.

  5. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 1:00am UTC
    Me on my period: *Typical discomfort, not many mood swings, hardly craving*
    Me two days after my period: *Cries every so often for no apparent reason, wants to eat everything in the house, punches a wall because I watched a depressing movie*

  6. LostGirls* LostGirls*
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    July 1, 2013 5:52am UTC
    Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah, I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”

  7. LostGirls* LostGirls*
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    June 24, 2013 12:40am UTC
    there is a pain in my chest... the guy i have developed a crush on now likes one of my friends.. why does this always happen to me!!?? why is life so crule when it comes to this type of stuff?!!

  8. caiti15 caiti15
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    March 19, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    the people who seem happiest in life are probably the ones with the most going on in their life...

  9. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 10:43am UTC
    Maybe if I didn't look like such a s/lut, I'd be liked...

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