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  1. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2016 3:44am UTC
    I made myself too stressed about my favourite hobby and now I'm loafing around because I want!! to!! write!! but also... don't.

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2016 12:11pm UTC
    when u meet ur friend for lunch intending to spend £5 and come home with £17.50 missing from ur wallet

  3. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2015 3:49am UTC
    In a little over 24 hours I'm gonna have to be awake again and i still havent slept tonight

  4. LifeIsStrange LifeIsStrange
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 9:53pm UTC
    you can lead a horse to water — But you can't force it to drink.

  5. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 12:25am UTC
    ngl you guys, I had a homework
    assignment that involved a question
    like "an elderly man says that girls do
    not mature as fast as they used to. He
    said that it used to be when a girl had
    a mature body, she had a mature brain
    to go along with it." and I went on this
    pretty long rant about how it was creepy
    that an old man was taking notice to a
    young girl's mature body, seeing how
    becoming developed happens in like
    middle school. and how messed up
    it was that he apparently checks out
    girls, only to put them down about
    their mental maturity, and then has
    nothing to say about boys (who are
    known for being immature) and this
    was for my human growth class and
    it was all hypothetical but I couldn't
    help myself and my teacher already
    made comments about my "colorful"
    answers before.

  6. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2015 10:35pm UTC
    i ' m g e t t i n g b a d a g a i n

  7. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2015 5:03pm UTC
    What can I Say?
    I f u [ ked this up... Again.

  8. Were all mad here* Were all mad here*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2015 4:27pm UTC
    What % are you hated in school??
    [] Gotten a referral
    []Gotten detention
    [x]Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
    []Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 2
    [x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 5
    [x] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [x] skipped class at least 1 time
    [] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 7
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 11
    [x] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , or Witty on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called people during school hours
    [x] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 16
    [] Gotten a call home
    [ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [] Gotten a detention and didn't go
    [] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 17
    [] Slept in class
    [x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 18
    now times this by 3…
    I am 51% hated in my school.

  9. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 5:50pm UTC
    40
    Days

  10. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2015 4:48pm UTC
    is the Best Part of Believe
    .
    Format by Breeze

  11. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2015 5:18pm UTC
    I NEVER
    MEANT FOR
    YOU FIX
    YOURSELF!

  12. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2014 9:40am UTC
    Less then a week until exams and i haven't even opened an educational book this week... whoops

  13. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    ♦ ♦
    If I
    Play my
    Cards Right
    I could
    make it
    Big Time,
    I could
    be a
    reason to
    Stare...
    Caught up
    in the
    spotlight,
    shaking from
    the stage
    fright
    How Did
    I end
    up Here?
    - All Time Low
    "Sick Littlie Ga mes"|Nothing Personal
    ♦ ♦
    Formathelp from:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  14. DoctorWhovian94 DoctorWhovian94
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 8:21pm UTC
    Been busy. Haven't been on in awhile! How is everyone?

  15. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 4:57pm UTC
    I definitely apologize for my last quote

  16. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 4:07am UTC
    Dare To Tell
    What type of day are you having?
    I thought today was Monday, but other than that confusion just fine
    Was there anyone who "made your day"?
    Well it's 2am so... Not yet...
    Are you liking how you look today?
    sure
    Do you have anyone crushing on you?
    I have no idea
    Have you ever eaten a bug?
    well isn't there a statistic about people swallowing spiders in their sleep so probably
    Are you vegeterian?
    Not at all GO Meat!
    When was the last time you kissed someone?
    Um 2 days ago was my Grammy
    Have you ever had something stuck between your teeth, but no one decided to tell you?
    Um not that I remember
    Are you a mother or a father?
    Well, I tell "dad jokes" all the time so... (15)
    When was your last paycheck?
    I don't get paid for being a junior conselor unforc...
    How many pets do you have?
    1 dog Lucky ^_^
    What kind of toothpaste do you use?
    Crest.
    Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
    My giant collection of elephant stuffed animals (I have 1 Huge and 4 small)
    What was the last gift someone gave you?
    my mom got me the cutest pair of shoes I've ever seen that aren't Vans.
    Do you appreciate that person?
    Of course, she's my mom although not as muchas I should...
    Are you on any type of drugs?
    "I'm not even on drugs, I'm just weird." (10 points to Gyrffindor/ who can name who said that quote)
    Are you in love?
    -sigh- Bands
    Have you ever been in love?
    With food and bands
    Do you even believe in love?
    Absolutely
    How many things are you really thinking about right now?
    1. Fall Out Boy lyrics 2. FourTris 3.Harry Potter 4. Bands
    did you talk to anyone you didn't like today?
    nope...
    Do you like picnics?
    If I'm not forced to play games then yes.
    Have you finished school yet?
    like is it summer break (yep) or have I graduated from college (15)
    What is/was your worst subject?
    Algebra or gym *shudders*
    What's your father's middle name?
    Joseph
    Are you American?
    Yeah, but my dad's from Ireland so I'm 75% Irish
    Who are you voting for?
    Obama, if I was 18
    Do you like Obama?
    He's doing a better job then I would...
    Was his name even worth capitalizing?
    Yeah, he's the pres.
    What kind of mood are you in?
    I'm half asleep and I'm wide awake this habit is always so hard to break (now if you get that refrence... idk what I'd do)
    Are you waiting for anything?
    my 16 bday, the Great Perhaps ;)
    Are you going to bed after this?
    I haven't left my bed..
    Have you ever watched fahrenheit 9/11?
    What? I'm not sure what fahrenheit 9/11 is.
    Where were you september 11. 2001?
    My mom had me in a different room of the tv I was only 1 or 2 years old
    What book are you currently reading?
    Nothing... o.o (yet)
    What song did you last listen to?
    Where Did the Party Go?- Fall Out Boy
    What movie is in your DVD player?
    Idk and it will remain unknown since it's 2 am
    How many windows are open in your computer?
    1 window, but 6 tabs
    Are you a very stressed out person?
    Not really
    How old is your mom?
    45
    Has your mom ever been on television or in the paper?
    I think she's been on tv, St. Pat's parade..
    Are you single?
    Wifey
    Do you have a beach house?
    No.. but my family used to own a cottage up in Wisconsin before my Grampy passed away :(
    Where do you live?
    Chicago
    Did you honestly miss Melrose place?
    What?
    Do you ever watch Bold and the beautiful?
    nope
    Do you sometimes watch the news?
    Yeah if my Grammy are watching us.
    Have you ever seen a UFO?
    Nope, Maybee
    Do you believe in aliens?
    eh, kinda
    you like Jerry Springer?
    my Grammy says he's mean, idk
    Have you ever been to world trade center?
    Nope
    What is your favorite magazine?
    Seventeen
    How many times have you gone to a foreign country?
    Ireland... atleast 3 times
    When will you next go on a plane?
    Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? (Sorry I make more music reference when I'm tired)
    When did you last go on a plane?
    August 2013 coming home from Ireland
    Do you watch football sundays?
    Sometimes
    Do you read Perez Hilton?
    Nope
    What are your thoughts on Disney Channel?
    I used to love it, then it all went to $h!t.. like Dog with a Blog Seriously???
    Have you taken all the cool quizzes on QuizPox.com ?
    Quizilla is better!
    Do you like Techno?
    Sticks, Stones, and Techno ;) and I can get down with Techno
    Do you like Dr.Phil?
    Yeah, but he really needs less commercials, they say two word and -bam- cuts to commercial break...
    Do you like Oprah?
    Josh loved Oprah enough for me to love her.
    Do you ever want to get married?
    Maybe someday. (Magic ConchShell anybody??? WOOOOOO!)
    What is your favorite country?
    Ireland♥
    Do you like animals?
    Usually
    Do you like High school musical?
    WILDCATS!
    Are the Jonas brothers cute?
    ONLY Nick Jonas forever and always.
    Do you have an ipod?
    Yup, last gift I got from Grammy And Grampy...
    Do you watch TV a lot?
    eh kinda, sorta, not really...
    Are you afraid of the dark? (Best TV Show EVER)
    at times, when i think about killers or ghosts.....

  17. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2014 2:07pm UTC
    Ment Dora's ice bucket challenge whoops.

  18. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 5:02am UTC
    I'll say,
    "I'm Sorry,"
    but I
    don't feel
    sorry for
    you.
    -We are the in crowd
    "Carry Me Home"|Guaranteed to Disagree

  19. Worthless* Worthless*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 8:45am UTC
    Sometimes I feel
    like I was born backwards...
    Like I came out of my mum the wrong way.
    The people I should love, I hate.
    And the people I hate..

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 4:40pm UTC
    I wanted a car, I got a car. problem?
    I never get to drive the thing because
    my sister thinks it's hers, basically.
    she went from not even wanting a
    car, to picking the car, to taking the
    car. while I stay home alone all day,
    bored as f.uck, and car-less. yay.

:)

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