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  1. cupcake1012 cupcake1012
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    Funny things to do in Wal-Mart
    ------------♥------------
    1.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
    2. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
    3. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
    4. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.
    6. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
    7. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
    8. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
    9. Take boxes of condoms and put them in random people's carts.
    10. Hide behind the close racks and scare people when there looking for clothes.
    11. Play tag!!
    12. Have four people. With 2 carts. 2 people pushing 2 people in the separate carts... Another way of tag has begun.
    *WARNING THIS MAY RESULT IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF WAL-MART*
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
    Nmq credit to PurppleWitty9

  2. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    The fact that my friends thinks hes a bad guy hurts . Because ive known him for like 3-4 years & hes a great guy . I just hope that he has true meaning feelings for me like how my friend Kara told me .

  3. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    just sitting here on witty with my 25 pound cat,
    waiting for him to text me.

  4. SkittlesGirl SkittlesGirl
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:51am UTC
    I really wish I was dead right now.. please.. Save me.

  5. lexie23js lexie23js
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    It's so hard to forget someone
    who gave you so much to remember.

  6. Julia1999 Julia1999
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    One of the hardest things in life
    is deciding whether to give up
    or to just try harder.. </3

  7. NYgirl4eva NYgirl4eva
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:34am UTC
    "After 8 months... I think I'm finally getting over him"
    ~My Facebook status
    It was all true, until he asked me who I was getting over.

  8. Cloudsinthesky Cloudsinthesky
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 8:24am UTC
    That tumbling, turning feeling in your stomach when someone admits they like you and then you confuse yourself as to what your true feelings for them are....

  9. softballchica79 softballchica79
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Him: Have you decided on anything?
    Me: About?
    Him: Us......anything you've been thinking about
    Me: I've been thinking about lots of things
    Him: Well. I know I've decided that I want to be with you and only you
    Me: What made you decide that.
    Him: Because talking to you is the best part of my day. Doesn't matter what's going on or what I'm doing. When I talk to you I just feel better and nothing else matters.....and I just think we mesh very well together. And I think that's something you don't just let pass you by.
    I love when he speaks from the heart <3

  10. myname123 myname123
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 3:12am UTC
    don't dwell on the past
    more importantly
    don't dwell on the future
    But
    what you should do is
    dwell on the time you are expriencing now

  11. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    when one of your best guy friends gives you a rose on valentines day, and you don't like him that way and don't know how to respond.. i know he's had a crush on me forever but... i can't hurt him..

  12. savannaxoxhope savannaxoxhope
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    I think he likes me...then BAM there's me and another girl. Who's he gonna choose? :/

  13. 5683lover 5683lover
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    he tells me and everyone he likes me but at points he gives me mixed signals....

  14. X_KenzieTaylor_X X_KenzieTaylor_X
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    How do I say this. You love me and yes i tell you i love you too but, I dont know if i really do or not. And that morning in my bed cuddling after we woke up you told me a lot of things and a couple where how you feel for me and really want to spend the rest of your life with me. But i dont know if i feel the same way too and i just dont know how to tell you that. Yes i really like you but enough to love you and spend the rest of my life with you? no idea.

  15. 5683lover 5683lover
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    So me and my old friend got into a fight because aparently she is flirting with my boyfriend (have seen it just heard from like every person i walk by) and everyone was on my side EXCEPT my BOYFRIEND like WTF
    what am i suppose to do???
    please comment uhh its bothering me so much
    ~thank you

  16. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2015 6:27pm UTC
    What do
    you say
    whenyour
    ♥♥♥s
    Not in it?
    What do
    When you
    just don't
    Get it ?
    Where do
    you go
    When you
    reach your
    Limit?
    - All Time Low
    "My Only One"|Dirty Work
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  17. Hannah1D_9714 Hannah1D_9714
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    To say what i really think and cause yet another argument, ending with blood,
    or to keep it bottled up and make up i am ok?

  18. Cariba Cariba
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    hey so i am volenterring for 6
    graders science camp and
    I realized that i have to share bunks
    with 12 year old and miss
    halloween
    any advice,
    i hope its worth it
    format by fake_a_smile

  19. evil_luv evil_luv
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Ok, my parents are out at a dinner party.
    And i'v just dropped the family IPAD and its smashed.
    I. AM.SO.SKREWED.
    how do i get out of this one? :L

  20. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    I need to get to bed soon i start my new school Tomarrow and all i hear is my sister and dad screaming. I So Need This The Day Before I Have To Go To A New School :(

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