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  1. The Sleeping Wallflower* The Sleeping Wallflower*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    that awkward moment when... your best friend goes up to the guy u like at lunch while he's sitting with his friends and my best friend says "she likes you" and points to you, what the he.ll do u do??? Then he says shut up 3 times fast and gets all red in the face, does he like you back??? idk, please help me....

  2. TheChipBag TheChipBag
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 11:43am UTC
    THECHIPDIARIES # 2
    Nothing happened today, but I have to tell you a secret. Can you keep it?
    Okay well... I have a crush. He's SOOO SPICY!! Like, seriously.. I can't stop thinking about him. He's perfect in every way. I love the texture of his packaging, the direction of his crinkles, the sound of the food inside him... ahhhh.
    But there's a problem- he's a Cheeze-It. For some reason, like a really long time ago Sunchips (I'm a Sunchip) and Cheeze-It's were like best friends then suddenly a whole war broke out because a Cheeze-It boy hurt a Sunchip girl and ever since then Cheeze-It's and Sunchips aren't allowed to communicate whatsoever. Me and Hunka-Cheese (that's his name, hot right??) have been secretely talking.. I don't know what to do.
    ~TheChipBag

  3. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    That's the trouble with the world,
    too many people grow up.
    - Walt Disney

  4. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    I'm lost in the croud.
    I'm lost and can't be found.
    I'm losing people all around.
    Help me or I'll fall to the ground.

  5. PandaPants PandaPants
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2015 1:22am UTC
    I'd be lying if I said
    I didn't crave his touch,
    his warmth, & the beat of his heart.

  6. someoneinhiding someoneinhiding
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    I don't know what to do, what to think.
    My friend just told me that he is considering suicide.
    I knew his depression was bad.
    I didn't know it was this bad.
    I don't know if I should tell anyone. He has been in the hospital for having a mental breakdown once before and it haunts him. I don't know if I have the strength to do that to him. But I am so afraid that I won't be enough to save him.
    Prayers for both me and my friend would be greatly appreciated.
    Thank you.

  7. Loves_First_Kiss Loves_First_Kiss
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:34am UTC
    Have you ever had to keep a seacret to the point that even saying on witty "I have a seacret" is giving it away too much!!

  8. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    So, hey, witty, haven't talked to you guys in a while now
    Life's been pretty great, although busy.
    And, I have a boyfriend now. And he asked me to senior prom and help i dont understand how to do this stuff like what does one do like i dont even know what im supposed to do and i can't ask my friends because i'm a freshman and blah life is complicated help me? :)

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Oh my god.
    My brother's doing drugs.

  10. JJLovie JJLovie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    is there any witty girl that is willing to help me with guy problems? i always feel so alone and i wish i knew how i could handle him...

  11. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    I'm the socially awkward
    one who doesn't know
    what to if someone
    compliments me
    or insults me
    or just talks to me...

  12. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Dan Howell turns into Batman...:
    Batdan.

  13. bettyann123 bettyann123
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 5:30pm UTC
    For every reason to stay with you,
    there's three to leave,
    and for some reason,
    I keep looking at the shorter list.

  14. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    I never know what to do when someone's crying.
    I can either hug the person, which might invade his/her personal space,
    or I can sit there and do nothing, and basically be a bad friend.
    I JUST CAN'T WIN

  15. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    Why did I listen to that stupid song so much
    Now my opinion on the topic is drastically changing

  16. Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 11:38am UTC
    Okay so I haven't been on for ages and the layout really changed so how can I go onto my chat? :)

  17. HelloSmileyFace HelloSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    So my ex boyfriend and i dated for two months. He was really cute in the beginning bringing me flowers and stuff then my dad yelled at him and he got scared and distanced himself from me. We had a fight and i told him the choice was his and he broke it off on February 22nd. Ever since then we have been on and off fighting, flirting, fighting, flirting, and just recently he lied to me, tricked me and got me in major trouble. I forgave him (cause i am crazy forgiving with people i love) and he started flirting again. Then we had another fight and he basically said he hated me and wanted to hang out more with my sworn enemy.. Sooooo i said all right whatever... Now i meantioned the last time a boyfriend and i broke up was Feb 22nd on here that he could see (didnt know he looked on my stuff) and now he has Feb 22nd written on his arm and a bunch of other stuff i am sure is about me (didnt actually get to see it all) and he keeps posting that he misses me... but can't handle a relationship right now... then saying he wants me .. then says he doesn't want me back......
    HELP??!!?!?

  18. Gal_in_Wonderland Gal_in_Wonderland
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Let him go, and if he doesn't come back he wasn't worth your time?

  19. I'mNotOkay* I'mNotOkay*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:23am UTC
    I have a major crush on someone who doesnt even know I exist

  20. HellsDiary HellsDiary
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    I want him back, and I know that by the end of today I'll have had the chance to have him again. But damn, it's a bad idea, ain't it?

:)

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