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  1. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 8:55am UTC
    If only
    you'd understand

  2. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 9:24pm UTC
    I literally just spent the last three hours of my life
    coloring pictures of cats instead of studying for finals
    What am I doing with my life

  3. Pokemon Trainer Ocean* Pokemon Trainer Ocean*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    I live in constant fear of being sh/t on by a bird

  4. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    Finally, I didn't do really bad
    I did mediocre!

  5. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    most people when theyre home alone: yess, no parents i can drink, smoke, and throw a party
    me when i'm home alone: yess, no parents i can eat, turn my music up as loud as i want, and dont have to wear pants

  6. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Don't understand why this is so exiting?
    "On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was."
    "It's October 3rd."

  7. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    Don't understand why this is so exiting?
    "On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was."
    "It's October 3rd."

  8. EmilyLuvsYa EmilyLuvsYa
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:00am UTC
    I would be the worst celebrity doctor
    Channing Tatum : I think i broke my finger
    Me : Okay. just take your shirt off and lets get started :D

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:35am UTC
    Yesterday I took my friend's phone and made Ok a shortcut to,
    "I want you to f.uck me till I bleed." and I think I'm going to get the terrible friend award.

  10. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 7:43am UTC
    I'm being suffocated by the air in this encaging room.
    I'm drowing in my own thoughts.
    I'm screaming for help, but no one can hear my cries.

  11. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Like I'm not prepared for college but I did watch all sixty
    episodes of As Told by Ginger in four days so that's something.

  12. Patrick_Stop* Patrick_Stop*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    I really have nothing else to do, so why not?
    1. Do you sleep without clothing? Who does that?
    2. Do you like noodles? Yes, of course.
    3. Do you enjoy drama? Not really.
    4. Are you a girly girl? I'm as far away from a girly girl as you can get.
    5. Small or large purses? Ugh, neither.
    7. Are you short? Not at all.
    8. Do you like somebody? Of course.
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Eh, not really.
    10. Do you like Halloween? Yeah, it's cool.
    11. Favorite time of year? Winter.
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? In a bathtub.
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? What kind of a question is that, no!
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? I sure hope not.
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Some people.
    Be honest;
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Gray.
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? I really love both, honestly.
    3. Longest relationship? I've never been in one to begin with, my gosh.
    4. Do you have a best friend? I suppose...
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? I guess.
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? I'm having second thoughts about this survey... No, ok?
    7. Do you like your life? It's about 50/50.
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? No, but I want to.
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls.
    10. How long have you had a facebook? Never have, never will.
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Nope.
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Stage fright, heights, tight spaces, and blood.
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yeah.
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? Dude, I've never heard that "saying" before right now.
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Sure.
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Who doesn't?
    18. Are you currently missing someone? You can say that, yeah.
    19: What are you doing right now? Sitting in bed.
    Which type?
    Cowboy or Gangster? In a guy? Neither, I guess.
    Face or Body? Face, of course.
    Sweet or Sexy? Sweet. But a combination would be nice ;)
    Contacts or Glasses? I don't really care; both are cool.
    01. Eyeliner or Mascara? Yuck, neither.
    02. Pink or black? Black.
    03. Pumps or flats? Flats.
    04. Skirts or pants? Pants.
    05. Socks or leggings? Socks.
    06. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies.
    07. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers.
    08. Straight or curly hair? It's wavy, actually.
    09. White or black? Black.
    10. Smoothies or lattes? Lattes.
    11. Diet or regular sodas? Regular, come on, man.
    12. Water or daiquiris? What the foop is this "daiquiris" you speak of?
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Uhh... Diamonds...
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Wait. Aren't those the twins who played Michelle on Full House? I love that show! Woah, I'm getting off track. I apologize for my short attention span. Mary-Kate, I guess. I can't tell the difference, anyway.
    15. iPod or cell phone? Phone.
    16. Friends or family? Both.
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Eww, neither.
    18. Manicure or pedicures? Wait... What's the difference?
    19. Tank tops or beaters? What's a beater?!
    20. Big sunglasses or small? Neither, I hate sunglasses.
    21. Sunglasses or purses? Well, given my previous answer... Plus the fact that I hate purses with a passion... Neither.
    In a Guy;
    1)Funny or Serious? Funny.
    2)Romantic or Daredevil? Daredevil.
    3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Light.
    4)Long Hair or Short Hair? Short hair.
    5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Doesn't matter, but I perfer straight.
    6)Baseball Player or cheerleader? They're both pretty awesome.

  13. chairsgonnachair chairsgonnachair
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    I am chair, hear me roar.

  14. SarahUrsini SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    Money Can't Buy Happiness
    But it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing

  15. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    there isn’t a cool table at my school cafeteria. there are no tables at all. it’s just a huge hole in the ground. no one eats there ever but me because it is muddy and i am the only person who goes to my school. i am a worm.


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