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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. kaylaslife kaylaslife
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    so today I walked into my English class
    to find my teacher playing a ukulele.
    Someone please tell me that their school is as weird as mine.

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
    Me: Gravity, mom.

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I have this weird self-esteem
    issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Kinda weird
    that you can think about someone
    as much as you want
    and they have no idea.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    In 1000 years, archeologists
    will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    am i the only one whose never seen a pizza delivery girl
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    I'm not saying I like him,
    I'm just saying that his face makes me want to rip my clothes off and do the hokey pokey. If you know what I'm saying.

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    If I were the guy who made
    the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    If websites were teenaged classmates:
    Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
    Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
    Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
    MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
    Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    Looks like Billy Ray put
    too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa

  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Have you ever thought about
    how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

  15. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Clapping is weird
    like wow I like what is happening right now let me smash my hands together to express my delight

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Perks of not having a thigh gap:
    When food falls in your lap, you can actually catch it.

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    I just realized why they call it
    "The mall". Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all = The mall.
    Clever...

  18. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder how many
    miles I've scrolled my cursor...

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works

  20. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    I have always secretly wanted
    to pull the fire alarm at school.

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