Best Wedding Quotes Ever

glitter162*
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June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC

A friend of mine asked me if
I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
She's mad at me now.

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CharliesTheName
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March 22, 2013 6:07pm UTC

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"
So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on."
She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine."
He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."
So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

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CharliesTheName
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May 29, 2013 7:07pm UTC

My crush and I were chatting on Oovoo and he sent me a heart.
So I'm going to need a wedding planner by tomorrow if possible?

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SuperNovaChic
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March 31, 2014 12:47am UTC

Me on my wedding day: Wait you still like me, right? I didn't mess anything up yet, right? XD

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thisworldismad
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 10:40pm UTC

So I was at my cousin's wedding and the DJ said
"Everyone grab that special someone so we can slow it down a bit,"
I turned to face my date, but found him dancing with my five year old cousin.
So I picked up my plate of cake and danced with that instead.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Today..
I w a s i n c h u r c h.
&& a couple were celebrating
their 60 year marriage
M y l i t t l e b r o t h e r
tugged on my sweater
& commented;;
I didn't know it could last that long
I asked "What do you mean, 'it' ?"
he smiled and replied:
"Love."
true story :]

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Andrew_Was_Here
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October 18, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

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josie*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Me at my wedding: you still like me right
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Fay*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 10:49am UTC

Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives
has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once
from a vending machine

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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October 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC

My Wedding Day
Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
Me: Ewww. Boy Cooties.

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Steve*
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August 30, 2013 3:40am UTC

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you
deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my a$$

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chasingsunshine
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 11:38am UTC

BravoSierra's format
guys.
He winked at me today. You're all invited to the wedding.

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MegaDirectioner
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 5:39am UTC

He accepted my friend request
You are all invited to the wedding

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 8:18pm UTC

I was at a wedding reception once where
all the married men were asked to,
"Stand next to the one person who
has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost
crushed to death.

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RED__rose
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 11:09pm UTC

3years ago...
My best friend was so mad at herself. She picked up a raser. I attacked her. We both where crying. We wesled on the floor for 15 min, i finally manged to get the rasor out of her hand. i threw it accross her room. She yelled:
Her: WHY!!!! WHATS SO BAD IF I CUT!!! WHATS THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN?!?
Me: IN 10 YEARS YOUR KIDS WILL SEE THE SCARS AND THINK ITS OK FOR THEM TO DO THAT TOO!!!
Ater that we just sat on the floor,looked at eachother, cried and huged intill we fell asleep.
I feel like i saved her... tomarrow ill put on a pink dress and stand next to her... as her maid of honor... guess who will have a beautiful white dress with no scares on her wrists... She will...

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myboys
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 8:51pm UTC

HOW I FLIRT
Me: Hey
Crush: Hi
Me: Love me
Crush: ....
Me: Ok sweet, the weddings tommorow
Crush: ............

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dolph*
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June 21, 2013 2:03pm UTC

the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down

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DieiSomnians
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December 9, 2013 11:16pm UTC

Mrs. Lemmon: So Christine did he dance with you?
Me: Who?
The rest of the girls in my french class: HIM!
Me: Oh yeah, him. Yeah. we danced.
Mrs. Lemmon: Does Meg know?
Me: No, I dont think so.
Mrs. Lemmon: Great! Savannah and I were totally rooting for you. We were both like "Come on! One of you ask each other to slow dance!" And then we realized Meg was right behind us because she said "Who do you want to dance with eachother?" and we both looked at each other and like read eachothers minds that we had to keep her as far away form the dance floor as possible so you could get your dance. So you got your dance right? We didnt have a chance to spy on you because we were keeping her distracted.
Me: Yes I got my dance. And you want to know the best part? The song that was playing has been my favorite slow song for over a year now, and-
Mrs Lemmon: And now it's your song! AWW thats so cute!
Angelica: You guys better have that song at your wedding.
Me: Wow, who said anything about marriage here?
Sam: Come on Christine, my brother is totally in love with you!
Mrs. Lemmon: It's true. Wow you two are going to have some special kids. Theyll be just as clumsy as you and just as fragile as him. He better have some good health insurance.
My french class. No, just, no.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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July 8, 2013 12:39am UTC

Reasons why I don't want to get married:
- please, that much money for a one day ceremony? yeah right
- I am not working on losing 100lbs just to squeeze into a dress which I'd probably stain 2 seconds before walking down the isle.
- I don't want to be around when my partner realizes what he got himself into, cries and has a panic attack before he files for a divorce

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Have you ever heard of the shoe game?
I want to do that at my wedding.

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