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Best Wedding Quotes Today

  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    A friend of mine asked me if
    I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
    She's mad at me now.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
    "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
    So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"
    So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
    Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on."
    She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."
    So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
    Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine."
    He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."
    So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."

  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    My crush and I were chatting on Oovoo and he sent me a heart.
    So I'm going to need a wedding planner by tomorrow if possible?

  4. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 12:47am UTC
    Me on my wedding day: Wait you still like me, right? I didn't mess anything up yet, right? XD

  5. thisworldismad thisworldismad
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    So I was at my cousin's wedding and the DJ said
    "Everyone grab that special someone so we can slow it down a bit,"
    I turned to face my date, but found him dancing with my five year old cousin.
    So I picked up my plate of cake and danced with that instead.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Today..
    I w a s i n c h u r c h.
    && a couple were celebrating
    their 60 year marriage
    M y l i t t l e b r o t h e r
    tugged on my sweater
    & commented;;
    I didn't know it could last that long
    I asked "What do you mean, 'it' ?"
    he smiled and replied:
    "Love."
    true story :]

  7. Andrew_Was_Here Andrew_Was_Here
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

  8. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Me at my wedding: you still like me right
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 10:49am UTC
    Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives
    has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once
    from a vending machine

  10. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    My Wedding Day
    Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
    Me: Ewww. Boy Cooties.

  11. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 3:40am UTC
    By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you
    deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my a$$

  12. chasingsunshine chasingsunshine
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:38am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    guys.
    He winked at me today. You're all invited to the wedding.

  13. MegaDirectioner MegaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:39am UTC
    He accepted my friend request
    You are all invited to the wedding

  14. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    I was at a wedding reception once where
    all the married men were asked to,
    "Stand next to the one person who
    has made your life worth living."
    The bartender was almost
    crushed to death.

  15. RED__rose RED__rose
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    3years ago...
    My best friend was so mad at herself. She picked up a raser. I attacked her. We both where crying. We wesled on the floor for 15 min, i finally manged to get the rasor out of her hand. i threw it accross her room. She yelled:
    Her: WHY!!!! WHATS SO BAD IF I CUT!!! WHATS THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN?!?
    Me: IN 10 YEARS YOUR KIDS WILL SEE THE SCARS AND THINK ITS OK FOR THEM TO DO THAT TOO!!!
    Ater that we just sat on the floor,looked at eachother, cried and huged intill we fell asleep.
    I feel like i saved her... tomarrow ill put on a pink dress and stand next to her... as her maid of honor... guess who will have a beautiful white dress with no scares on her wrists... She will...

  16. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    HOW I FLIRT
    Me: Hey
    Crush: Hi
    Me: Love me
    Crush: ....
    Me: Ok sweet, the weddings tommorow
    Crush: ............

  17. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down

  18. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    Mrs. Lemmon: So Christine did he dance with you?
    Me: Who?
    The rest of the girls in my french class: HIM!
    Me: Oh yeah, him. Yeah. we danced.
    Mrs. Lemmon: Does Meg know?
    Me: No, I dont think so.
    Mrs. Lemmon: Great! Savannah and I were totally rooting for you. We were both like "Come on! One of you ask each other to slow dance!" And then we realized Meg was right behind us because she said "Who do you want to dance with eachother?" and we both looked at each other and like read eachothers minds that we had to keep her as far away form the dance floor as possible so you could get your dance. So you got your dance right? We didnt have a chance to spy on you because we were keeping her distracted.
    Me: Yes I got my dance. And you want to know the best part? The song that was playing has been my favorite slow song for over a year now, and-
    Mrs Lemmon: And now it's your song! AWW thats so cute!
    Angelica: You guys better have that song at your wedding.
    Me: Wow, who said anything about marriage here?
    Sam: Come on Christine, my brother is totally in love with you!
    Mrs. Lemmon: It's true. Wow you two are going to have some special kids. Theyll be just as clumsy as you and just as fragile as him. He better have some good health insurance.
    My french class. No, just, no.

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:39am UTC
    Reasons why I don't want to get married:
    - please, that much money for a one day ceremony? yeah right
    - I am not working on losing 100lbs just to squeeze into a dress which I'd probably stain 2 seconds before walking down the isle.
    - I don't want to be around when my partner realizes what he got himself into, cries and has a panic attack before he files for a divorce

  20. Little_Writer_220 Little_Writer_220
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 7:06am UTC
    Happily Ever
    After
    Chapter Seven
    Part One
    ***THE DAY OF STEVEN AND MICHELLE’S WEDDING***
    It was a sunny day at the end of August. I woke up to a slight breeze coming through my open window and the sound of countless different birds singing. It was bright and just perfect for a wedding.
    There was a knock on the door and I answered it. I was already dressed and ready and I was just waiting for Andrew to get here. Steven and Michelle were off somewhere getting ready so I had the house to myself.
    “Hey Wes,” Andrew said. “You ready?”
    “I am,” I said with a smile and then a car pulled up.
    Niall stepped out. I have to say he does look awfully good in a tux.
    “Niall I do not have time for this,” I sighed and he ignored me question and looked at Andrew.
    “Who are you?” he asked (and not in the nicest manner, if you ask me).
    “I’m her date,” Andrew said sharply, “and you?”
    “I’m her soul mate,” Niall responded, pulling out a red rose from behind his back.
    I, for one, was shocked. I really didn’t feel like having a huge argument with myself at the moment, so my immature brain told me to be weak. And so I ran inside.
    Right about in tears, I picked up my cell phone and called the only person I knew I could trust. The person I knew wouldn’t judge me, question me or bug me about the pregnancy. I called Louis.
    “Lou?” I asked, sniffling a bit.
    “Hey baby sister are you okay?” he asked.
    “Yeah, I’m alright,” I said. “I just got a uh… a bit of a surprise.”
    “What. An. Idiot,” Louis said and I chuckled a bit.
    “I’m sorry sweetheart,” he sighed.
    “It’s alright,” I said. “But now they’re fighting. Can you um… do me a favor?”
    “Sure,” he chirped and I couldn’t help but smile at his willingness to help me.
    “Wanna take me to Steven and Michelle’s wedding?” I asked.
    “Yeah!” he beamed. “That would be fun. I’m already in a tux anyway because I was invited so I’ll just head over.”
    “Thanks brother,” I said and he chuckled a bit. “Make sure you come through the back door or you’ll get questioned and/or trampled.”
    “Got it,” he laughed and then we both hung up.
    About twenty minutes later Louis walked through the back door and hugged me.
    “I am so sorry my band mate is an idiot,” he sighed, caressing the side of my head and I laughed.
    “He’s not the only one,” I said and Louis dropped his mouth open.
    “Wes!” he gasped and I laughed harder.
    “What?” I asked like I knew nothing and he smiled and went into the bathroom.
    After a good five minutes of him being in there with the door open, I heard him yell.
    “Wes come help me with my hair!” he shouted.
    I went into the bathroom and used everything in my power not to laugh. I feel like he made a mess of his hair on purpose, to brighten my day, and if that’s what he did it worked.
    “You are so weird, Tomlinson,” I said, easily fixing his hair and then checking the time.
    “We need to leave,” Louis said and I nodded.
    “Let’s go!” I sang and he chuckled as we walked out the door.

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