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  1. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 7:02pm UTC
    DOES THE DRESS IM WEARING IN MY PROFILE MAKE MY LEGS LOOK BIG? IM WEARING IT TO BE IN MY COUSINS WEDDING , SO TELL THE TRUTH. HARSH OR NOT.

  2. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 11:53am UTC
    Boy: Maybe one day you'll be standing next to me in a white dress.
    Me: EWWWW! WHITE DRESS? WHAT TYPE OF PERSON WEARS A WHITE DRESS NOWADAYS?!?! EW, I WANT AN IVORY WEDDING DRESS, YOU ARE SO OUT OF STYLE I HATE YOU UGHHH! LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK? WHITE DRESS? REALLY, DUDE, WHITE? WE ALL KNOW IVORY IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN STUPID WHITE. I CANNOT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU, YOU FREAKING WHTE DRESS GUY! UGHHH!

  3. clbdance clbdance
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 7:08pm UTC
    OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS. So my uncle proposed to his girlfriend today by taking her to Chamard Vineyard and hiring a plane to fly over them with a banner that read "Will you marry me, Kristen?"

  4. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    I will never stop losing my breath
    Every time I see you looking back at me

  5. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 6:56am UTC
    He told me that he had always dreamt of having his first child after marriage but he doesn't mind that we are having ours before our wedding.
    Wait
    WHAT
    O.O
    ❤💘💍😍

  6. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    The wedding is all about the Bride
    and the bride is all about the dress !

  7. FlyingWithoutWings FlyingWithoutWings
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    safe keeping for my sisters wedding....?
    Good evening,
    I want to start by congratulating the bride and the groom. It is a special day not only for you, but for me as well and all of us here. To witness such a remarkable milestone in your life is truly an honor, and I can't imagine two people being more perfect for each other.
    Although over the years life has taken us in different directions and we don't always have the opportunity to see each other as often as we would like, there's something special about our friendship that will always remain the same. No matter how much time has passed, we're always able to pick up right where we left off. Somewhere between our laughs, our long talks, our fights, and our tears, I learned that there's the kind of friend who's there for you under certain conditions, and then there's the kind of friend who accepts the whole package and shows you what unconditional love is. Synthia, thank you for not just acknowledging my faults and imperfections, but for accepting them. You've always believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself. You're smart, funny, beautiful, and one of a kind, but you already knew that.As far as I could remember, since we've been growing up, we've had lots of good times and memories together. It seems like it was just yesterday that we were spending whole weekends at each other's houses, staying up all night getting carpal tunnel trying to win concert tickets on the radio. Whenever I think back to all the good times we've had, I can always picture myself laughing so hard, holding my stomach, trying to keep the tears from falling. Actually, wasn't that just yesterday? We started out inseparable and as we grew up sadly the weekend long sleepovers became fewer and fewer but nevertheless we still call each other and see each other whenever we're able to steal a few moments between those grown up responsibilities like work and relationships. Even though we're all grown up, some things never change. We still crack each other up
    Tony – I have some final words of advice for you. And this goes for all you married men out there so pay attention!
    Always remember, no matter what, from this day forward what’s yours is Synrhia's and what’s Synthia’s is still Synthia’s.
    It’s really important to be able to admit when you’re wrong. And when you’re right, just bite your tongue.
    Synthia is absolutely, without a doubt, always right anyway.
    Synthia, I'm absolutely thrilled that you're married to your soul mate and best friend, even though we all know I'm your best friend and well, let's face it, Tony's no me! All kidding aside, as you and Tony embark on the next chapter of your life together, my wish to the both of you is this: May you never take each other for granted, but always experience the wonders of your union. May your love consist not only in gazing into each other's eyes, but also in looking outward in the same direction. May your love take you to places where you've both only dreamed of; where you'll dwell for a lifetime of happiness, sheltered in the warmth of each other's arms. And finally, may you love each other, even when you don't like each other.

  8. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 10:49am UTC
    Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives
    has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once
    from a vending machine

  9. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    Mrs. Lemmon: So Christine did he dance with you?
    Me: Who?
    The rest of the girls in my french class: HIM!
    Me: Oh yeah, him. Yeah. we danced.
    Mrs. Lemmon: Does Meg know?
    Me: No, I dont think so.
    Mrs. Lemmon: Great! Savannah and I were totally rooting for you. We were both like "Come on! One of you ask each other to slow dance!" And then we realized Meg was right behind us because she said "Who do you want to dance with eachother?" and we both looked at each other and like read eachothers minds that we had to keep her as far away form the dance floor as possible so you could get your dance. So you got your dance right? We didnt have a chance to spy on you because we were keeping her distracted.
    Me: Yes I got my dance. And you want to know the best part? The song that was playing has been my favorite slow song for over a year now, and-
    Mrs Lemmon: And now it's your song! AWW thats so cute!
    Angelica: You guys better have that song at your wedding.
    Me: Wow, who said anything about marriage here?
    Sam: Come on Christine, my brother is totally in love with you!
    Mrs. Lemmon: It's true. Wow you two are going to have some special kids. Theyll be just as clumsy as you and just as fragile as him. He better have some good health insurance.
    My french class. No, just, no.

  10. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Did you know that in traditional Hawaiian weddings,
    Instead of "I do," they're supposed to say "No."
    Because instead of asking "Will you marry them,"
    They ask, "Will you ever leave them."

  11. 7year-hole* 7year-hole*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 1:09am UTC
    "Airports have seen more sincere kisses than
    wedding halls. Hospitals have seen more
    prayers than church walls."
    font cred: _Jannette |don't remove.

  12. lil_purple_flower lil_purple_flower
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 2:15am UTC
    And the truth is airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls. And the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of the churches.

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    omg. today was finally the wedding
    and I am so p.issed. This wretched old woman
    from the groom's side came over, touched me and
    my hair, and then insulted me and my hair. Like, what is it about weddings and funerals that makes people think it's alright to touch me? DON'T F.UCKING TOUCH ME. Oh, and I don't care if you hate my hair. F.uck you, and f.uck your family that treated mine like s.hit.

  14. Cheese1165 Cheese1165
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    * family at a wedding *
    brother: mommy why does the bride wear white?
    mom: because it's the happiest day of their life!
    dad: thats why the grandmother always wears black.

  15. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    Kids in Love
    RULES:
    1. Put your music on shuffle
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
    IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
    Coffee Shop Soundtrack- All Time Low
    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
    I'm Just a Kid- Simple Plan
    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
    Jersey- Mayday Parade
    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    Time Bomb- All Time Low
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    Don't Trust Me- 3OH!3 O.O
    WHAT'S YOUR MOTO?
    Everything About You- One Direction
    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    You Found Me- the Fray .-.
    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    When I Look to the Sky- Train :(
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    Miserable at Best- Mayday Parade♥
    WHAT IS 2+2?
    Welcome to my Life- Simple Plan
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Dirty Work *Full Album*- All Time Low
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    I Like it Like That- Hot Chelle Rae feat. New Boyz
    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
    One Way or Another- One Direction
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    Hollywood Dream- the Ready Set
    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    Ever After- Marianas Trench♥.♥yesplz
    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    I Don't Care- Fall Out Boy...
    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    There's a Good Reason these Tables are Numbered- Panic! at the Disco
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    Over my Head- A Day to Remember *Punk Goes Pop cover*
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
    Me Against the World- Simple Plan
    WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
    Bulls in the Bronx- Pierce the Veil
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    Manic Monday- Relient K *Punk Goes 80's Cover*
    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    Kids in Love - Mayday Parade
    Credits to HelloSmileyFace

  16. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    My Wedding Day
    Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
    Me: Ewww. Boy Cooties.

  17. Andrew_Was_Here Andrew_Was_Here
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

  18. josie* josie* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Me at my wedding: you still like me right
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:12am UTC
    Why, why you gotta be so blind?
    Won't you open up your eyes?
    It's just a matter of time 'til you find
    He's no good, girl
    No good for you
    You better get to getting on
    your goodbye shoes and go, go, go...
    Better listen to me
    He's low, low, low...

  20. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:09am UTC
    Hey, good girl
    You got a heart of gold
    You want a white wedding
    And a hand you can hold
    Just like you should, girl
    Like every good girl does
    Want a fairy tale ending, somebody to love

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