Best Wattpad Quotes This Year

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Me: *looks through top stories on Wattpad*
Wattpad: I Fell In Love With Niall Horan
Wattpad: A One Direction Love Story
Wattpad: Adopted by Zerrie
Wattpad: All of One Direction is Fighting Over Me???
Me: What the actual fck

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Me: *on wattpad*
Me: I want to read a story about kidnapping.
Me: *searches "Kidnapped"*
Wattpad: Kidnapped (a One Direction FanFic)
Wattpad: Kidnapped.....by One Direction.
Wattpad: ZAYN AND LOUIS KIDNAPPED ME?
Wattpad: Kidnapped...AND LOVING IT (a One Direction FanFic)
Me: *throws computer into a wall*

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LexiGrey
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:38am UTC

My brother died years ago, and now I've decided to write a story about a girl whos brother has died and his best friend takes her under his wing.
It's hardly even started yet, but I'd really appeciate it if you could just see if the idea or of it is good? And the cover I made, since I'm not very good at making covers....
http://www.wattpad.com/story/4252236-forms-of-love
If you have a wattpad too comment on the chapter and I'll follow you :D
I'll also follow anyone on here who gives me any advice for the story :3
Thank you...
http://www.wattpad.com/story/4252236-forms-of-love

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
August 21, 2014 1:46am UTC

Who needs sleep when you have Witty and Wattpad?

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Charkxoxo1234
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 10:11am UTC

Ways to Annoy Others on an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase, peer inside, and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrased when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. Mewo occasiocally.
6. Stare at another person for while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM"- and back away slowly.
7. Say: "DING" at each floor.
8. Say: " I wonder what all these do?"- and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone pushes a button.
10. Stare, grinning at another person for awhile, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency telephone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other people: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "THAT'S MY PEN".
19. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures.
20. Swat at flies that don't exist.
21. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone.
22. Call out a "group hug" then enforce it.
23. Stand really close to someone and sniff them occasionally.
24. Bring a twister mat and ask if people want to play.
25. When the doors close, announce to the others: "It's okay! Don't panic! They will open again!"
26. Start a sing-a-long
nmq/nmf
got these from wattpad----->
http://www.wattpad.com/1439067-how-to-seriously-p-ss-people-off-in-elevators-and
http://www.wattpad.com/651881-ways-to-annoy-others-on-an-elevator

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RejectedGamer
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 11:35pm UTC

©RejectedGamerFormat
{There are two reasons why people don’t talk about something;}
either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything.
Hey! Could you do me a massive favour and check out my wattpad book? Link in comments section. Thanks! ❤

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sugarfreak
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:21am UTC

For whoever cares,
Hey guise, so I had told you all that I'd be re-writing I Met Him On Omegle, after I said that I got a lot of requests from people asking me to tell them when I put it. I just put up the prologue on Wattpad so if you want to read it, go ahead. The link's below :)
~ http://www.wattpad.com/story/5442611-i-met-him-on-omegle ~
I love you all.
Xx Your fellow cat lover A.K.A Maria c:

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Hanny*
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I hate that
whatever I go on,
Witty, Wattpad, Twitter...
People I know always find me.
I have nowhere to hide anymore.

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 7, 2014 5:45pm UTC

You're not a damsel.
You're just in distress,
but i won't be saving you.
Save yourself.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Me: *updates story on Wattpad*
A few readers: So funny, update.
Me: I JUST UPDATED! ARE YOU NEVER SATISFIED?!

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YoungForever_723*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 12:15am UTC

pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty prett pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty
please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Read my story on Wattpad?
Title: You & I & Her
Username: YoungForever723
Reward: Follow & shoutout in my other story, Aided by an Angel
I swear it's good! If it wasn't , I wouldn't act like it was!!
love you all,
Amber xx

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xForeverLovedx
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Attention Readers
I'm so sorry for taking so long to post anything.
I'm not going to be writing a story on witty any time soon.
I don't have any ideas. The one about the pregnant teen will be on wattpad.
I want to put more detail into it and on witty it will be against the rules.
If you want to read my stories, please go on wattpad.
My name on there is xforeverlovedx.
Many of my readers are already on there and reading my stories.
So thank you if you go on there.
Okay well that' it for now.
Goodbye. :)

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GhostTown
posted a quote
February 2, 2015 1:16pm UTC

Fanfics on Wattpad b like...
hi, im alyssa martinez
im 14 yrs old
i has blue eyes blonde hair tan skin and the body of a model but i still cry about how ugly i am
my parens r rch and tey giv me erything i want
i luv 1D they r lek so hot
someway me n harry r gonna get marred and have babes
i am liek such a spoled brat dat dis summer, aldoe I failed da 8th grde and was a bish to ma parens they got me 1D tckets!!!!!!!!
im so hppy! imgunna meet 1D!!!!
me bae, april is c*ming 2!
*at da concert*
aldoe there was liek, a jillion oder pplz my bae harry locked his eyes wid myne
he wnts me
he wnts me body
he wants ma boooottaaayyy
i knew i luked sexaii with ma face caked in makup n ma shorty shorts
ater da concet ery1 waz gunning hme, expt me.
i wsnt leafing util me and harry got 2gether
aters note: plz like and comment fer nxt chaper and complement me on ma awesom righting if u no like me story den you a stupid h0e

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danceatheart
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Does anyone have wattpad?

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xForeverLovedx
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Readers Of Mine
p l e a s e / / r e a d
Alright so I have a huge favor to ask someone; one of you.
On witty I've always wanted a Harry Styles FanFic for myself, but I never got picked.
If you want to try writing or would like to write me one ON WATTPAD, please comment on my profile so we can talk.
The reason I'm asking this is because my goals on wattpad are to get 50,000 reads on one of my stories and to have two people write Harry Styles Fanfics for me. So for, I've achieved none.
So if you would like to, comment on my profile so we can talk about everything.
AGAIN, ON WATTPAD.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Does anyone know any good Wattpad books?
*nothing vampire/werewolf or horriffic grammar/spelling
and preferably finished

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emilygm*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Read my fanfic.
Read it..........
http://www.wattpad.com/21540129-the-dreambox#.UfHRwI21F8E

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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 6:15am UTC

Happiness is three syllables, but holds thousands of dreams and visions. It takes five seconds to spell, a lifetime to achieve.
- Confessions of a Muslim Girl by LoveUnconditionally Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

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1D_Fanfiction
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:19pm UTC

***Don't you Forget about Me***
Author Note
Sorry guys.
I don't think I can finish this. I'm bored. If I do add more to it or even finish it, itll be on Wattpad because that will be easier for me to update. I am not sure if I will be posting on here anymore. I don't get many readers anymore and I spend more time on my phone than my laptop and it's easier for me to update on there. If you want me to notify you whenever I update a story on WattPad, I will and I will keep using this account but I don't think I will be writing anymore on here. The website is not what it used to be and no one really uses it anymore. Sorry guys.
my username for WattPad is Shilohrider98
If you want to be notified on the stories I am writing on there, comment on here and I will add you to a list.

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 10:30pm UTC

&because my love for him was something of a dream

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