Watermelon Quotes

musicure
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August 23, 2020 8:57pm UTC

breathe me in, breathe me out
i don't know if i could ever go without

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Tori-bird *
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November 18, 2013 10:14pm UTC

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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October 24, 2013 9:45am UTC

I'm sorry I hurt myself. I know it hurts you too,
but you don't understand how it feels when
there's nothing else you can do.
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daniigee
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September 4, 2013 5:08pm UTC

i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket
up & if that doesnt accurately describe my life i dont know what does

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kowhyda*
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July 6, 2013 1:12am UTC

Here's a funny little story:
One day I was at the pool with my cousins. Now, at the time, one of my cousins was only four, so he didn't know much obviously. Anyway, his mom had brought some slices of watermelon for all of us to eat after we swam. Now, mind you, my family's Kurdish, so we all speak with a mix of both English and Kurdish. So my little cousin wanted some watermelon, and decided to shout across the pool that he wanted some. The problem is, though, is that the Kurdish word for 'watermelon' is 'sh.ite', so my cousin ended up yelling, for everyone to hear, "MOMMY! I WANT SOME SH.ITE!"
Yeah, you can just imagine the amount of stares we got.

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katherinexP
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June 24, 2013 11:40am UTC

Watermelon: Lets run away together!!
Canteloupe: I'm sorry......
Canteloupe: But I 'can't'aloupe

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kowhyda*
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June 7, 2013 3:19pm UTC

شتى
you probably thinks this says something inspirational, don't you? But nope, it just says watermelon.

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musicgurl2800
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May 6, 2013 4:57pm UTC

those unattractive sounds you make when eating watermelon.

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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April 2, 2013 10:19pm UTC

My friend said,
"Onions are the only food that can make you cry"
That was before i hit him in the face with a watermelon

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keshamonster3
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March 14, 2013 4:37am UTC

Watermelon
The best thing to eat in the summer.

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kelseyy_alexandra
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March 1, 2013 1:29pm UTC

once one has tasted watermelon, one knows what the angels eat

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winds0ng*
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February 14, 2013 2:59am UTC

I wish my life
were a watermelon.
The green skin would be my outer personality, and the red pulp would be my inner, true, personality.
The ever-remaining black seeds are the great big obstacles that still exist in my life.

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