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*crybaby*
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August 30, 2014 10:40am UTC

my last words are probably going to be "wait what"

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dunner*
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March 25, 2014 3:22am UTC

I have this classmate who is good at everything. Only flaw is that he/she picks her nose in the most obvious moment and no one knows what to do about it.

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BlissfulDisease*
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March 12, 2014 9:26pm UTC

I literally almost favorited a Greek Yogurt ad.

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Jessica♥*
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January 8, 2014 1:17am UTC

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t flip flappin' try me

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ashley567
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September 23, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Snookie is on Dancing with the Stars.
And shes not that bad.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC

*Runs into a chair*
Me: sorry
Chair: you f.cking should be

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Chris*
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August 8, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Grandpa: That man has homosexual hair. Or he's Swedish. Probably both.
Me: Grandpa seriously you can't go around saying people have homosexual hair. That's a little offensive.
Grandpa: I also said he might be Swedish. You never know with those Swedes.
Me: Grandpa we're Swedish.
Grandpa: Exactly.

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JustaShyGirl
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July 28, 2013 12:10pm UTC

You're not forever alone.
...
You're just forever
available.

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Bringmethebitches*
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July 2, 2013 2:13pm UTC

I would so f.ck the cuddle outta you.
(yes you read that right ;) )

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Jamie_x_Lynn
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June 4, 2013 10:58am UTC

Science teacher: I'm not an artist
Math teacher: I'm not an artist
History teacher: I'm not an artist
Art teacher: I'm not an artist
Me: o.o

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unicorns_chuckling
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May 27, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Me: Mom what's it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world?
Mom: I don't know you'll have to ask your grandma...
This time mom…this time...

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sarbearthecarebear
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February 27, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I hate that moment when everything is going just fine and then you see something that totally ruins your day:(

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 17, 2013 6:00pm UTC

HOW DO CALCULATORS
WORK
we invented them
WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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