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  1. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 10:40am UTC
    my last words are probably going to be "wait what"

  2. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 3:22am UTC
    I have this classmate who is good at everything. Only flaw is that he/she picks her nose in the most obvious moment and no one knows what to do about it.

  3. BlissfulDisease* BlissfulDisease*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    I literally almost favorited a Greek Yogurt ad.

  4. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 1:17am UTC
    if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t flip flappin' try me

  5. ashley567 ashley567
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    Snookie is on Dancing with the Stars.
    And shes not that bad.

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    *Runs into a chair*
    Me: sorry
    Chair: you f.cking should be

  7. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Grandpa: That man has homosexual hair. Or he's Swedish. Probably both.
    Me: Grandpa seriously you can't go around saying people have homosexual hair. That's a little offensive.
    Grandpa: I also said he might be Swedish. You never know with those Swedes.
    Me: Grandpa we're Swedish.
    Grandpa: Exactly.

  8. JustaShyGirl JustaShyGirl
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    You're not forever alone.
    ...
    You're just forever
    available.

  9. Bringmethebitches* Bringmethebitches*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    I would so f.ck the cuddle outta you.
    (yes you read that right ;) )

  10. Jamie_x_Lynn Jamie_x_Lynn
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 10:58am UTC
    Science teacher: I'm not an artist
    Math teacher: I'm not an artist
    History teacher: I'm not an artist
    Art teacher: I'm not an artist
    Me: o.o

  11. unicorns_chuckling unicorns_chuckling
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Me: Mom what's it like to have the most awesome daughter in the world?
    Mom: I don't know you'll have to ask your grandma...
    This time mom…this time...

  12. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I hate that moment when everything is going just fine and then you see something that totally ruins your day:(

  13. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    HOW DO CALCULATORS
    WORK
    we invented them
    WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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