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Best Vodka Quotes This Year

  1. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 8:18am UTC
    I like to have a couple of shots of Vodka every morning before I go to work, it helps me be a team player.
    Rather than "me, me, me" I walk around saying "WEEEEEEEE!"

  2. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 3:16am UTC
    HAKUNA MA'VODKAIt means no memories for the rest of your night

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    Me: *pours vodka over pancakes*

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:57am UTC
    Drown the pain in a chemical addiction
    Drown the sorrows in alcohol
    I'm not sober anymore

  5. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    DRINK ENOUGH VODKA AND IT TASTES LIKE
    love.

  6. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    *cries under the mistletoe witha bottle of vodka*

  7. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    , * cries under the mistletoe with a bottle of vodka *

  8. desolated desolated
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 2:58am UTC
    (( Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that's a damn fact. ))

  9. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses & try moving a wall... You can't... But drink 3 shots of Vodka & the wall moves by itself!

  10. WhenSheTalks WhenSheTalks
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    I BELIEVE
    THAT IF LIFE GIVES YOU
    LEMONS
    YOU SHOULD MAKE
    lemonade
    And try to find >>>>>
    somebody whose life has
    GIVEN THEM VODKA,
    and have a
    party
    Ron White

  11. Citra Citra
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 10:23am UTC
    If you drink enough vodka
    It tastes like love.

    nmf

  12. DakkyDukky DakkyDukky
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka,
    and then also instead of my cereal I use vodka.

  13. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 9:43am UTC
    Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.

  14. Serendipity * Serendipity *
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Hakuna Ma'vodka
    It means no memories for the rest of your niiight!

  15. sneekyninja sneekyninja
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    need a night of
    shots
    joints
    and not giving a fck

  16. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    “Trust me you can dance"
    -Vodka

  17. In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    I believe that if life gives you lemons
    You should make lemonade.
    Then try and find someone whose life has given them vodka
    And have a party

  18. brittanyfaithw brittanyfaithw
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 7:39pm UTC
    Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. Hehe

  19. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 9:42am UTC
    Nothing in life is absolute.. except vodka.

  20. lovenfun1226 lovenfun1226
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 3:03am UTC
    I believe that if life gives you lemons,
    you should make lemonade...
    And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka,
    and have a party.

:)

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