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Vodka Quotes

  1. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    “Trust me you can dance"
    -Vodka

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:57am UTC
    Drown the pain in a chemical addiction
    Drown the sorrows in alcohol
    I'm not sober anymore

  3. BeautifulPeopleAndAliens BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    I believe that if life
    gives you lemons,
    you should make
    lemonade...
    But then look for someone
    who's life has given them
    vodka, and have a party.

  4. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    DRINK ENOUGH VODKA AND IT TASTES LIKE
    love.

  5. Citra Citra
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 10:23am UTC
    If you drink enough vodka
    It tastes like love.

    nmf

  6. soccerboy14 soccerboy14
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    Vodka solves problems.

  7. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses & try moving a wall... You can't... But drink 3 shots of Vodka & the wall moves by itself!

  8. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 6:55am UTC
    Whiskey is Vodka thats gone off.

  9. _Angiee_ _Angiee_
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    I no longer know
    If i wish to drown myself
    in love,
    vodka
    or the sea

  10. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 8:18am UTC
    I like to have a couple of shots of Vodka every morning before I go to work, it helps me be a team player.
    Rather than "me, me, me" I walk around saying "WEEEEEEEE!"

  11. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    You could be my Vodka and I'll always be your chaser

  12. kathrin_GR kathrin_GR
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    Vodka <3

  13. In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    I believe that if life gives you lemons
    You should make lemonade.
    Then try and find someone whose life has given them vodka
    And have a party

  14. WhenSheTalks WhenSheTalks
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    I BELIEVE
    THAT IF LIFE GIVES YOU
    LEMONS
    YOU SHOULD MAKE
    lemonade
    And try to find >>>>>
    somebody whose life has
    GIVEN THEM VODKA,
    and have a
    party
    Ron White

  15. XxJMinajxX XxJMinajxX
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Love?-.-
    NO,I PREFER VODKA!♥

  16. Alyhoe Alyhoe
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Someone help me think of chasers for
    flavored vodka?

:)

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