Vodka Quotes

desolated
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May 25, 2015 2:58am UTC

(( Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that's a damn fact. ))

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Morgan*
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August 17, 2014 9:57pm UTC

If I fill a water gun with vodka would it be a vodka gun?

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Crazy_Beautiful202
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June 5, 2014 9:43am UTC

Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.

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Crazy_Beautiful202
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June 5, 2014 9:42am UTC

Nothing in life is absolute.. except vodka.

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Loki*
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May 7, 2014 3:16am UTC

HAKUNA MA'VODKAIt means no memories for the rest of your night

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Deep breaths, my love*
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March 17, 2014 3:01pm UTC

When life gives you lemons add vodka.

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brittanyfaithw
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February 18, 2014 7:39pm UTC

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. Hehe

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Ineedmakyinme
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January 31, 2014 2:17am UTC

I no longer know
if I wish to drown myself
in pills,
vodka
or the sea.

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Ineedmakyinme
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January 31, 2014 2:15am UTC

I no longer know
if I wish to drown myself
in pills,
vodka
or the sea.

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Nananananaa
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January 8, 2014 11:08pm UTC

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.
And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.

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anchorage*
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December 26, 2013 2:30pm UTC

, * cries under the mistletoe with a bottle of vodka *

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potatoesforlife
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December 18, 2013 4:14pm UTC

*cries under the mistletoe witha bottle of vodka*

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Serendipity *
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October 31, 2013 2:59pm UTC

D R I N K E N O U G H V O D K A A N D I T T A S T E S L I K E
love.

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Serendipity *
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October 31, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Hakuna Ma'vodka
It means no memories for the rest of your niiight!

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abkamel*
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October 18, 2013 8:07pm UTC

I've drank vodka that tastes better
than your bitter heart
and smoked cigarettes that smell sweeter
than your words

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Me: *pours vodka over pancakes*

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lovenfun1226
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September 28, 2013 3:03am UTC

I believe that if life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka,
and have a party.

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WhyCantHeSee
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September 18, 2013 2:36pm UTC

"I like any alcohol but vodka is way too strong for me. "
Says the 14 year old girl

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DakkyDukky
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August 17, 2013 9:07pm UTC

Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka,
and then also instead of my cereal I use vodka.

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sneekyninja
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 11:00pm UTC

need a night of
shots
joints
and not giving a fck

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