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Best Videogames Quotes This Year

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Me playing any new video game: I don't need your sh.tty tutorials
    Me five seconds later: Waht the f.ck am I doing?

  2. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 10:31am UTC
    as long as you love me i’ll be your platinum, i’ll be your silver, i’ll be your gold, or whichever version of pokemon you like best

  3. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 5:23pm UTC

    .
    .
    .
    .
    SWINGING IN THE BACKYARD
    pull up in your fast car,
    whistling my name
    open up a beer
    and you say,
    get over here
    and play a
    VIDEO GAME.

  4. RealGrandpaWitty RealGrandpaWitty
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you're playing Call of Duty: World at War with your
    grandson and you recognize all your old battle buddies.

  5. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    Drake and Josh
    Drake: Oh, just face it, Josh, you're addicted to video games.
    Josh: I am not addicted to them!
    Josh: I am in love with them!
    Should I do a series?

  6. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    Me: *saves video game*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: did i save

  7. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 5:35pm UTC
    they say that the world was built for two,
    only worth living if somebody is loving you.

  8. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 11:32am UTC
    heaven is a place on earth
    with you, tell me all the YOU WANNA DO
    i heard you like the bad girls ----- honey is that true //////
    it's better than i ever even knew; they say the world was built for two
    ONLY WORTH LIVING IF SOMEBODY IS LOVING YOU»
    BABY NOW YOU DO

  9. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 6:29am UTC
    People who say that cartoons can't be hot, they obviously haven't played The Legend Of Zelda, because Link is quite good-looking.

  10. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 12:07am UTC
    why do humans, of all things, need exercise and nutritious foods to live long and attain a healthy lifestyle. why wasn’t the consideration of creations such as video games, internet, and pizza made at the establishment of our species.

  11. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    *me playing GTA 5*
    Me: Why is everyone out to get me
    Me: Jeez, you run over one guy in blue sweats and everyone suddenly everyone has an attitude

  12. send_me_a_smile send_me_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 10:05am UTC
    .
    -------●●---●●
    ●●

    "Video games don't
    affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
    Format by Breeze

  13. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    Heaven is a place with you,
    TELL ME ALL THE THINGS YOU WANNA DO. I HEARD THAT YOU LIKE THE BAD GIRLS HONEY, IS
    That true?

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    It's you,
    It's you.
    It's all for you.
    Everything I do.

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    How many of you have played "Slender"?

  16. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    *playing GTA5*
    Me: *tries to steal car*
    Guy in the car: *kills me*
    Me: Wow, i guess i deserved that
    Me: How about that carma, man

  17. kolbey_steffensmeier* kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Guys are all like,
    OH MY GOSH. I GOTTA GET GRAND THEFT AUTO 5.
    Im Just like,
    Hey guys... wanna be friends on webkinz?
    >>> I just don't get video games.<<<

  18. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:18am UTC
    "gamer girls": Omg i'm such a gamer lyk I play CoD!!! lol im cute!!1!
    real gamers: DIE DIE DIE DONT TOUCH ME YOU FILTHY S///LUT UGH.

  19. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    This isn't Mario Kart.
    This is war.

  20. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    heaven is a place on earth with you
    Tell me all the things you want to do
    I heard you Like the bad girls, honey is that true?
    format by
    irrestible

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