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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    My brother walked into my room.
    He asked what the worst day of my life was.
    I said 'i dont know.' and he said
    'mine was today.'
    i asked him why and he was silent.
    i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
    he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
    he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
    and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
    my heart broke.
    he's only 9.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    it sucks having a beautiful bestfriend.
    she's perfect. all the guys love her,
    and you're just you.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 7:51am UTC
    To her classmates;
    She is a quiet girl.. who doesn't talk that much.
    To her friends;
    She is a funny, outgoing girl.. that always makes them laugh.
    To her best friend;
    She is a crazy, fun girl.. that's always there for her.
    To her boyfriend;
    She is an amazing girl.. that he loves more than anything.
    And to herself;
    She's completely worthless..... it ain't right.

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  6. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    i think the worst feeling in the world is knowing that someone you used to talk to everyday doesn't care about you anymore

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  9. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    Have you ever just had one of those days?
    Where you can't hide the pain?
    You just keep a tight grip on your sleeves,
    And bite your lips to not cry,
    You stare out the window
    and won't look anyone in the eye,
    Then you come home,
    You throw your stuff in the corner,
    Slam your back against the wall,
    Tilt your head upwards and wonder why you,
    As you begin to sob endlessly.
    Have you ever had one of those days?
    I Have.
    ♥Justanotherwittyguy18♥

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    it's hard being the ugly friend.
    the one who isn't the best at flirting,
    the one with the smallest boobs,
    the one who is sometimes afraid to go places because they're afraid to be left out.
    the one who hasn't had a boyfriend in about 2 years.
    the one who hasn't had their proper first kiss.
    the self conscious one.
    the one who helps out with everyone else's problems, but can never rely on anyone else to help them.
    the one who - yeah.. just the ugly friend.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Anxiety isn't a fashion statement. It's a miserable disorder with actual, real
    uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love. So, stop making it "trendy".

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:53am UTC
    it is the year 1800
    a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers
    she thinks trousers are really cool
    she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them
    the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to.
    the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers.
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says
    "it will make her a lesbian" everyone says
    "she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says
    "she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2000
    "i can't believe that there was a time when
    they didn't think it was ok for woman to
    wear pants!" everyone says
    it is the year 2020
    a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts
    he thinks skirts are really cool
    he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them
    the mum thinks her son should be allowed to
    the mum makes the boy a skirt
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says
    "it will make him gay" everyone says
    "he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says
    "he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2300
    "i can't believe there was a time when
    people didn't think it was ok for a boy
    to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says
    it is the year 2500
    "i can't believe that people used to be
    judged and restricted by the clothes
    they wore and the gender society told
    them they were," everyone says, "we
    have much bigger issues to worry
    about and what clothes someone
    chooses to wear is really the least
    of our problems."

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    a question for all witty girls
    have you ever been in love?
    tell me your story
    .
    i'm here to listen, even if it's a sad
    break up story. i'm right here
    i'll reply back to you all.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    She's laying down, music on.
    checkng her phone every few minutes, praying he will text her, knowing he wont. She's wondering what girls he is texting and what girl he has wrapped around his finger. She smiles, their song comes on. It reminds her of everything. She quickly replays every kiss, every hug, every laugh, every date, everything in her mind. She misses him and she misses the way they used to be. A tear slides down her cheek, && finally, she just breaks down. He's over her now, && she wonders
    'Why can't I let him go?'♥
    He's shooting his basketball.
    checking his cell phone in his pocket when it goes off, texting the new girl. Suddenly, she texts him something that reminds him of her... His old her. The girl he was madly in love. The girl that scared him so much to actually let her in and fall in love. So he ran away, breaking her heart in the process. He misses her smile and her laugh and the way he made her feel. He stops texting the new girl, and puts down the basketball. He reads their messages he never deleted, && wishes she would text him. But he knows she's probably over him now, && he wonders
    'Why did I let her go?'♥

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:21am UTC
    There's usually 3 reasons to why a girls mood changes from happy to silent ;
    o1.She's jealous.
    o2.She has a problem.
    o3.She's hurt.
    Pay attention.

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Perks of not having a thigh gap:
    When food falls in your lap, you can actually catch it.

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    It scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you
    and everything that they say could be one massive lie.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I'm naturally skinny, I eat
    what I want, I don't starve myself, and I am beautiful. So why are you allowed to love your "curves", but it's wrong for me to love my "bones"? Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic, but horrible for me to call you fat? If you can feel beautiful for being big, I can feel beautiful for being small.
    Get over it.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    Macklemore
    -Has song about feminism
    -has song about gay rights
    -Has song about consumerism
    -Has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism
    -Has song about white privilege
    -In all of them, he speaks realistically about the subject and includes his personal experience
    And some song about thrift shopping gets popular

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 1:13pm UTC
    You know whats f-cking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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