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  1. coolkitten coolkitten
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2015 9:25am UTC
    Roses are red,Voilets are blue,Sugar is sweet,And so are you! Please comment below, or follow me,Thanks, kitten

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2015 11:03pm UTC
    just to keep y'all in the loop, when I went out with the overly
    obsessed guy on valentine's day, it was a disaster. I canceled
    the night before, and he said that it was fine, and in the morning
    he randomly showed up at my house and still expected to go out.
    before we left, he did that jacka.ss move where he asked how long
    it'd take me to get ready, even tho I was ready (sorry bro, you just
    showed up at my house, when I was still sleeping, I'm not going
    to go take a quick shower.) then, he took me to chinese, and I did
    not want to go out to eat, like I just wanted to go to walmart or
    something tbh. anyway, he made me order food. I ate small pieces
    of chicken that I could slip into my mouth fast and in one, neat, bite
    and made a rice, chicken, and broccoli castle with the rest. after,
    he took me to his cousins house, which was something I asked him
    not to do, repeatedly (he didn't even tell me until we got there, and I
    told him multiple times to not make me go to see anyone- guys. do.
    not. respect. this. ever.) and he basically forced me out of his truck to
    go inside for "a quick second." we were there forever. his uncle kept
    making fun of me, and they all made uncomfortable jokes that crossed
    the line, for me. I was wearing my lavender "fluffywuffy" boots, and they
    would not leave me alone because of it. the guy I was with said "yeah,
    she has matching lingerie" ... I basically just met him that day, so I felt like
    that was hella inappropriate. and then the r.ape jokes. they said my boots
    made me look like I "just r.aped the cookie monster" or that I "just r.aped
    barney." it was the uncle, but the guy I was with knew that I had s.hit
    happen to me, and he repeated the jokes directly to me and laughed so
    hard one would think he would have s.hit himself if he laughed any harder.
    fast forward to being home, he was apparently talking trash about me, and I
    didn't get the whole entire story until today. basically he said I wouldn't talk to
    him, and made everything awkward. I tried talkting to him, but if it wasn't about
    him, he didn't want to talk about it. then he said "I paid for her food, and she just
    played with it." um, excuse you, you made me order and I offered to pay for my
    food, but you made me go into situations I didn't want to be in, so I decided to
    keep the whole $6 my food cost. plus, my rice castle, with a surrounding wall
    of chicken, and broccoli embellishments was fab. oh, and he told my best
    friend's mom that I tried to get him to buy me alcohol?? lol I made a joke.
    he was bragging about being old enough to drink and was talking about
    getting drunk all the time so I made a comment like "ayee, hook a sista up."
    I guess jokes about r.ape are better than jokes about underage drinking.
    who knew.
    tl;dr -
    my valentine's day sucked, and self proclaimed "good guys"
    are literally never good guys. if you have to fight so hard to
    convince people you aren't a bad guy, then you sure as hell
    aren't doing something right, and maybe you should stop.

  3. gravity_enemy gravity_enemy
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2015 1:38am UTC
    A little bit of an embarrassing vent but no one can love or comfort a daughter like her mother. About 8 years ago my dog, Mandy died. She was more than a pet, she was family. When she died I was heartbroken, but my mom gave me some peace of mind. Because I wasn't there to bury her, my mom buried my favorite stuffed Ty. teddy bear named Valentine with her. The reason Valentine is so special is because my mom gave it to me for Valentine's day years prior. It made me really happy to know that part of me would be with her. But Valentine doesn't have to look after Mandy anymore. I know my mom is taking good care of Mandy. I love you most, mom.
    ~ Forever your Valentine,
    Danielle.

  4. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2015 11:30am UTC
    The first year I'm not single on Valentines Day and my boyfriend is ditching me to hang out with his best friend...

  5. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2015 10:02am UTC
    Happy valentine's day for everyone ☺

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2015 8:31pm UTC
    no, but guys, there is this one
    dude that really wants to go out with
    me. I decided to give him a chance
    even though I don't think it'll really
    turn into anything. he offered to
    take me out tomorrow. but like I
    have only seen glimmpses of him
    in person (twice, actually) and he's
    obsessed. like he keeps talking
    about marriage and engagement.
    I haven't even really met him. like,
    way too soon, buddy.

  7. Bri_Bee Bri_Bee
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2015 12:00pm UTC
    Valentine's Day?
    More Like the Day Before All the Chocolate is 1/2 Off
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  8. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 5:32am UTC
    It's valenitines day and I am sitting here, and I am typing this message to you. Please be someone that can be in my life. I don't need it to be in a more than friends way, but I need a friend. Someone like you could bring me back to life. I have felt so much darkness and pain, I want to feel again. Please let me in. It's cold out here.
    nmf

  9. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 2:33pm UTC
    Valentines day is next week and I will still be single and recieve nothing like I have for the past 20 damn years of my life!

  10. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2015 1:44pm UTC
    yes i have a boyfriend
    yes i still think Valentine's Day is overrated

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    We talked on Valentine's Day.The word 'love' never passed our lips once.

  12. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 12:35am UTC
    Hella cute, Hella fine,
    Be my hella valentine

  13. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 11:01pm UTC
    I know I'm like 5 days late,
    but I think I may have had the worst Valentines Day
    that I will ever experience.

  14. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 6:58pm UTC
    On friday I put a teddy bear in my crushes locker with a note that just said his name. He still hasnt figured out who it was from... i dont know if this makes me happy or not.

  15. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 6:47pm UTC
    On friday I put a teddy bear in my crushes locker with a note that just said his name. He still hasnt figured out who it was from... i dont know if this makes me happy or not.

  16. DeathlyHallows DeathlyHallows
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    Just think about how many births there's going to be in 9 months.

  17. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    seroiusly, stop with all the "no boyfriend on valentine's day" quotes
    its not the end of the world

  18. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:51am UTC
    Another valentine's day without a boyfriend wow what a surprise

  19. vmorehous* vmorehous*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 1:58am UTC
    2.14.14 is when he told me he loves me.

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 11:55pm UTC
    Single for Valentine's Day?
    just order a pizza and answer
    the door naked. you'll either
    get laid or you'll get free pizza
    when they drop everything
    and run away screaming.

:)

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