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  1. SuicidalHeart SuicidalHeart
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2016 5:12am UTC
    Hello peoples!! Sorry for any late replies. Follow me on Wattpad. I respond a lot quicker on that app. My username is skylayn1001. Thanks!

  2. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2016 7:16pm UTC
    I haven't been on here in ages oh my goodness. I miss this place and my friends. I wish them all luck in their lives and hope for the best ❤️ a little update I suppose? I started this account my 8th grade year and I am nearly done half way with senior year. I am still with my boyfriend of 2 years and 1month. I am honestly so much healthier and happy- I do not hurt myself anymore, but I do have a vitamin D deficency that makes me depressed and tired all the time. If you have the app musical.ly, feel free to follow and contact me on it, my name is @aveomazin. This website helped me through so much and i will forever be grateful. Thank you. -Ave

  3. crissytable crissytable
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2015 12:50am UTC
    Man Guys, I joined WittyProfiles 5 years ago. Seems lile time has flown by since then. Its been a year since ive logged on and started typing again. I missed this site. It always managed to get me through all my hard times. I shouldve logged on sooner.❤️

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2015 4:01pm UTC
    so, basically a run-down as to what
    happened when I took a break from witty
    (wasn't really a "break" because I still did
    log on pretty often on mobile, I was just
    way too lazy to open my laptop.) um,
    okay. my ex best friend and I became
    best friends again. (I messaged her
    because she posted something that
    was obviously about me on tumblr,
    and I was like "wtf, stop saying I hate
    you to everyone, because I already got
    your bf to pass along I don't" and she
    replied back and yeah idk it just sorta
    happened.) and when the universe is
    nice and give-eths, the universe also
    take-eth away, so I got my best friend
    back, but the guy I was really falling for
    got back together with his ex, so hella
    lonely. my sister's dog had puppies
    with my dog, and I'm allowed to keep
    one and his name is Pi (because it's
    me, and if you know me, you know
    that isn't surprising. I actually asked
    the guy for help naming him. I was
    like "no but really, I need your help.
    if you don't give me a name, that poor
    puppy will spend it's life being called
    Pi or an element from the periodic table
    because I do s.hit like that." and he was
    just like "I actually like Pi." so, yeah.)
    also, I've been playing a lot of skyrim.
    tried to go back to far cry 3 because I
    finished it on ps3, but have yet to on
    xbox (I want the achievements, bruh)
    and switching games is always so
    confusing with controls so that only
    lasted a day. idk, that seems to be it.
    but really guys, I was friends with my
    friend for like only 2 weeks before the
    guy I like all of a sudden got back in
    touch with his ex (him and I hung out
    literally 2 days before he did) and I do
    not think it is a coincidence. the world
    hates me, I swear.

  5. EmoTional_WreckXxXxXxX EmoTional_WreckXxXxXxX
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 7:19pm UTC
    I recently discovered that I am addicted to 2 things:
    Moster Energy Drinks & Self Harm
    I do not know which is worse. They both calm me. They both help me. They both can kill me.

  6. EmoTional_WreckXxXxXxX EmoTional_WreckXxXxXxX
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2015 7:15pm UTC
    I tried to stay strong. I smile and laugh.
    I did it for you. Your'e the reason my heart still beats.
    I kept my head up. I didn't cry today.
    I told my friends I was happy. I dont think they care, though.
    I lied to my family. They don't suspect a thing.
    I never let them see. They couldn't handle the truth.
    My nightmares have won.

  7. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2015 11:13pm UTC
    We change our lives like 1 2 3,
    but the words are written with
    black pen, inking the past.
    ***
    Thoughts
    ***
    Sorry for not updating my poems or any thoughts, My laptop has been sucking it.
    I am really sorry, if you haven't been seeing it at all. I'll try to see if I can get a luck
    out of my laptop and update. No, I am not taking a break from writing. If I don't update,
    it's because I am busy and or my laptop isn't working.

  8. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2015 9:43pm UTC
    BOOK QUIZ
    Favorite childhood book?
    Junie B Jones books ^_^
    What are you reading right now?
    Rereading The Maze Runner series as well as in the middle of An UnForunate Fairy Tale and the Grimm Diaries series
    What books do you have on request at the library?
    Blood, Milk, and Chocolate Part II- Cameron Jace (Grimm Diaries)& Forever- Chanda Hahn (Unforunate FairyTale)
    Bad book habit?
    After I finish a book I immeditaley start rereading it, plus I rush when I'm near the end of the book
    What do you currently have checked out at the library?
    I prefer to buy books
    Do you have an e-reader?
    yes, nook
    Do you prefer to read one book at a time, or several at once?
    several at once
    Have your reading habits changed since starting a blog?
    eh
    Least favorite book you read this year (so far?)
    the Crucible?
    Favorite book you’ve read this year?
    uhhhhhh The Grimm Diaries and the Bane Chronicles
    How often do you read out of your comfort zone?
    I can read anywhere
    What is your reading comfort zone?
    Bedroom, music playing in the background
    Can you read on the bus?
    I have yet to try, but probably
    Favorite place to read?
    My bedroom on my bed.
    What is your policy on book lending?
    Just give it back when you're done and fangirl with me!
    Do you ever dog-ear books?
    All the time
    Do you ever write in the margins of your books?
    Sometimes
    Not even with text books?
    ^
    What is your favorite language to read in?
    English.
    What makes you love a book?
    The story, characters, connections, humor, message behind it
    What will inspire you to recommend a book?
    Obsession.
    Genre you rarely read (but wish you did?)
    mystery
    Favorite biography?
    Jo Bros' Life Story?
    Have you ever read a self-help book?
    A couple
    Favorite cookbook?
    Betty Crocker .
    Most inspirational book you’ve read this year (fiction or non-fiction)?
    Paper Towns♥- John Green .
    Favorite reading snack?
    Potato Chips
    Name a case in which hype ruined your reading experience.
    Fanfiction/ Tumblr has without fail ruined books for me...
    How often do you agree with critics about a book?
    when it's praise
    How do you feel about giving bad/negative reviews?
    it must be a Bad book
    If you could read in a foreign language, which language would you choose?
    Spanish would be hella rad
    Most intimidating book you’ve ever read?
    City of Heavenly Fire (Last book of the Mortal Instruments series, very big as well)
    Most intimidating book you’re too nervous to begin?
    I read it
    Favorite Poet?
    Poets are just kids who didn't make it. (Shane Koyzcan)
    How many books do you usually have checked out of the library at any given time?
    I'm wayyy to forgetful for libraries which explains why I got banned from one...
    How often have you returned book to the library unread?
    I.DONT.DO.LIBARIES.
    Favorite fictional character?
    so many. (Magnus Bane)
    Favorite fictional villain?
    Evil is a point of view ;)
    Books you’re most likely to bring on vacation?
    Ones i’m reading at the time.
    The longest you’ve gone without reading.
    A few weeks, and even then I'm reading fanfics about it so
    Name a book that you could/would not finish.
    The Giver. Just didnt connect with it.
    What distracts you easily when you’re reading?
    my mind wanders alot, music
    Favorite film adaptation of a novel?
    Catching Fire, HOPEFULLY Paper Towns& Insurgent
    Most disappointing film adaptation?
    City of Bones omfg
    The most money I’ve ever spent in the bookstore at one time?
    Have no idea
    How often do you skim a book before reading it?
    If the previous book gave a sneek peak, I'd read that.
    What would cause you to stop reading a book half-way through?
    If something happened to my all time fave character right then and there..
    Do you like to keep your books organized?
    Yup
    Do you prefer to keep books or give them away once you’ve read them?
    keep em
    Are there any books you’ve been avoiding?
    Twilight.
    Name a book that made you angry.
    oh goodness let me think, Allegiant, Insurgent, Hunger Games, Ascend, and all the rest of them...
    A book you didn’t expect to like but did?
    The Clique series
    A book that you expected to like but didn’t?
    The Giver

  9. luz luz
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 4:23pm UTC
    im just going to give you a quick update on life, okay I have 5 new dvds, my CD arrived and I hate school. I've been busy with homework so that's why I only have time to post an update. I hope you're all well and feeling good, hopefully I'll have more time tomorrow :)

  10. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2014 5:58pm UTC
    Waiting for the final homestuck update is..... Sorry please wait for an update on the qoute to continue reading.

  11. *anachronism* *anachronism*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:25pm UTC
    He made me question every promise,
    I've ever made to myself.
    He made me open up,
    when I didn't even want to let myself in.
    He helped me to breathe,
    when I didnt want to anymore.
    He helped me see that,
    It's okay to fall in love again.
    (a.r)

  12. *anachronism* *anachronism*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 6:45pm UTC
    The cuts you posses upon your sleeve
    travel from upper arm to wrist
    like a road trip to Alaska;
    you took back roads.
    I see it in your deep red smiles,
    how you yearn to feel
    my kiss around your machinery
    And their cruel bumps
    run across your arm
    like paper made with
    empty air holes.
    And I need you to know
    that I'll use your innocence
    to speak to you about how
    (one day) you'll be fine

  13. tigersforever tigersforever
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 12:15am UTC
    For any of you who are interested, Mason is doing okay. He had a fight with a fever and an infection, but he is doing better. His counts are finally starting to go up, and with any luck, he will get to come home for christmas. Please keep praying for him and us all. We want our little cowboy home for christmas. Go Team Mason! Keep fighting bubby!

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    computer: wanna update this
    me: sure
    computer: you have to restart your com-
    me: never mind

  15. nothing Important* nothing Important*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Updated my profile!

  16. PrettyHandsomeAwkward PrettyHandsomeAwkward
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 11:27am UTC
    Just a quick update, for those who care.
    This year, I have really discovered my passions. I love exercise and healthy eating, I love physics, I love algebra, I love language and I love waking up early on a Saturday morning to go down to the organic grocer and pick up some grapefruits. I love hosting fancy dinner parties and I love warm weather. I love school and small children and all these things I never knew I could grow to enjoy. This whole year has been wonderful and full of change and happiness! Next year I am going on a ten month exchange to Italy, even though I speak no Italian! I am very excited to be alive right now and hope to one day pursue a career in physics or linguistics! I got a job at a childcare centre and my tolerance for children has improved significantly. I have expanded my circle of friends and now have a bustling social life. Everything is wonderful and life is grand! I lost fifteen kilograms and I feel absolutely spectacular. My relationships with others are closer than ever and I cannot wait to see what the future has in store for me.
    I apologise for the lack of adjectives in this paragraph, it is 2:27 am and my attention to detail, or more accurately ability to care about my attention to detail, is low.

  17. BarelyLegal BarelyLegal
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    " i don't want to be this way "
    " i'm lonely and i'm lost "

  18. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 7:41am UTC
    Life can be unfair sometimes, but there's no reason to give up on it.

  19. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 7:36am UTC
    Life
    always offers you a second chance, it's called
    Tomorrow

  20. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 7:24am UTC
    Remember...
    The watch we drew on our wrist when we were younger which didn't move at all?
    it took our best time away...

:)

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