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Best Unicorns Quotes This Year

  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    "My cousin is six.
    I was talking to him the other day and I said
    'What do you want to be when you're older?'
    He looked at me and went 'A unicorn.'
    And I was like 'Why is that?'
    'So I can stab people with my head.'"

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    I could have sworn you
    said the ark wasn't
    leaving until six.
    Sincerely,
    The Unicorns

  3. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Good men are like unicorns.
    Everyone talks about them , but nobody has actually seen them.

  4. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

  5. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 6:25am UTC
    plot twist: rainbows poop unicorns

  6. wordynerdy wordynerdy
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Ugly girls are like unicorns... THEY DON'T EXIST.
    unless of course someone has a pet unicorn they would like to tell me about.....

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    I don't simply run the mile, I am a unicorn, therefore I must 'prance' the mile.

  8. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    popular girl: Ughh, the 2 things I hate most. Unicorns and black
    me:YO MOTHERF.UCKER I'VE BUILT AN EMPIRE ON THIS TWO THINGS AND I GIVE A CRAP TO YOUR OPINION

  9. crazybananas crazybananas
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    words do hurt
    Chapter 8
    The rest of the day wasn't any better.
    Everywhere I went, Tiffany & Maria would be laughing and having a great time, while I was sulking in my own misery that was growing each minute of each hour.
    I kicked the large piles of snow in my path as I reluctantly trudged home, since I wasn't going to get a ride from Maria anytime soon.
    I heard a blaring honk come from behind me, as I felt the hard impact of a rather large snowball hit my back, as I heard the loud laughs.
    I soon learned that it was one of the girls from my school, with Tiffany in the front passenger seat, smirking at me with pleasure.
    "How was school?" my mother asked kindly, coming from the kitchen with a Hello Kitty apron on and with a bit of cake batter smeared across her cheek.
    "Everything was peachy perfect." I gritted through my teeth, taking my jacket off.
    "I know sarcasm when I hear it. What's up?" my mother glared with a raised eyebrow, sitting on the couch, signalling me to join us.
    "Nothing is up! I'm fine, now stop interrogating me with all these questions!" I spat, running upstairs.
    I felt guilt just yelling at her, but I just wasn't in the mood to talk to anyone.
    I just wanted to lock myself in my room and just chill.
    I decided to go on Facebook and put on a status, just because I was feeling so bottled up, and it seemed like the only thing to let my frustration out.
    Today was horrible. But tomorrow's a brand new day, I guess. I typed as I officially pressed post as it immediately showed up onto my newsfeed.
    I didn't get 50+ likes on my statuses or pictures, but at least I got 5 or 10.
    A couple of seconds later, I got a notification that Tiffany had commented on my status.
    Suck it up, it's not anybody's fault that your ex best friend was tired of you and moved on. Attention seeker. Go write about your feelings in your diary.
    I was about to reply, but a flood of more comments appeared on it.
    Yeah, get a life, loser.
    Lol, who is this chick anyways?
    She's not even that pretty, why would she have friends in the first place?
    I've seen her around school, what a loner!
    I hope she drops out of school.
    I panted heavily at all this; I didn't even know most of these people.
    I presume that Tiffany got all her little followers to attack me, and you bet her plan was worling.
    I could sense the panging touch in my chest, and I didn't like that feeling one bit.
    Just as I was about to push my laptop away, there was one more comment.
    From Maria.
    Omg, I just realized that I used to be her friend! Was I on something or what? She's a F R E A K.
    Her words wounded me the most; I can't believe she would say that about me!
    That was all it took to make me grab a swiss army knife out of a toolbox from the garage to make a few, painful slices on my wrists.
    Little did they know that it was a dreadful feeling.
    Favorite if you liked/read it & Comment what you think!

  10. xrisaki4ever xrisaki4ever
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 11:13am UTC
    UNITATO
    half unicorn, half potato

  11. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 9:38am UTC
    I once read a book where only virgins were safe from unicorns.
    Thus the unicorns were attracted to virgins and went to them.
    Why the f/€k haven't I seen any unicorns yet!?

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    My friend gave me a birthday present last night. She gave me 'Unicorn Dust'. The label said 'Warning: May cause extreme awesomeness. Only use in emergencies. Emergencies such as: being bored,not being shiny, or plain old not being unicorn enough. May contain a unicorn horn' and inside the bottle there was some glitter so I started sprinkling some on me and I was like 'Go insane go insane throw some glitter make it rain' and it was so fun

  13. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    Dear Noah
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely, Unicorns

  14. rachlgirl rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    So in bio today, our teacher let us get out of dress code, because it is hot and last period. This kid, Mark, took off his tie and tied it around his forehead, with the knot sticking up in the middle of his forehead. Our teacher then says
    "Okay guys, I know it is excting, but you will get out of dress code after prayer. C'mon guys calm do- Mark?! What..."
    So Mark says "I'm a unicorn!"

  15. ImAMagicalUnicorn ImAMagicalUnicorn
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 5:08am UTC
    I swear a rhino is an extremely fat unicorn:/

  16. JKS123 JKS123
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    Unicorns are real!!!
    They're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.

  17. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Unicorns are the national animal of Scottland, now let that just sink in.
    GO SCOTTLAND!!!!!!

  18. JakeEatsTheSnickers JakeEatsTheSnickers
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 10:42am UTC
    Whenever i hear somebody say "Swag" i just want to bang my head against a wall.

  19. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Congrats, Ninja

  20. IHeartNicola IHeartNicola
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    SO WAIT,
    If spongebob is a sponge, then how does he live in the bottom of the ocean and is not floating?

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