Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Unicorns Quotes

  1. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2017 4:32pm UTC
    pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!!!!!🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

  2. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2017 12:29pm UTC
    shoutout to my BFF for sending a 🦄 when i posted "first person to comment a 🦄 will get a shoutout " well here it is

  3. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2017 5:06am UTC
    UNICORNS

  4. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2017 10:45am UTC
    Unicorns rock

  5. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 5:46pm UTC
    all i have to say is unicorns are AWESOME
    you are not a unicorn... therfore, you re not awesome.

  6. haileyPaigeRawr haileyPaigeRawr
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 12:10pm UTC
    screw driving a car.I HAVE A FKN UNICORN!!! >:D

  7. MarsMellow MarsMellow
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 12:32am UTC
    LOL UNICORNS!!!

  8. MarsMellow MarsMellow
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 12:28am UTC
    LOL UNICORNS!!!

  9. ImAMagicalUnicorn ImAMagicalUnicorn
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 5:08am UTC
    I swear a rhino is an extremely fat unicorn:/

  10. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    Dear Noah
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely, Unicorns

  11. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    This is my FAVORITE SONG!!!!
    A long time ago, when the Earth was green,
    There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen.
    And they'd run around free when the Earth was being born,
    And the loveliest of 'em all was the unicorn.
    There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
    The loveliest of all was the unicorn.
    Well now God seen some sinnin' and it caused Him pain.
    And He said, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain!"
    He said, "Hey, Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do,
    build me a floating zoo,"
    "and take some of them".......
    "Green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born.
    Don't you forget My unicorns."
    Well Old Noah he was there and he answered the callin',
    And he finished makin' the ark just as the rain started to fallin'.
    Then he marched in all them animals two by two,
    And he sung out as they went through,
    "Hey Lord,"
    "I got Your green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn,
    I just can't see no unicorns!"
    And Noah looked out through the driving rain,
    Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games.
    They were kickin' and splashin' while the rain was pourin',
    Oh, them silly unicorns!
    There was green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Noah cried, "Close the door 'cause the rain is just pourin',
    And we just cannot wait for no unicorn!"
    The ark started moving, and it drifted with the tide,
    And them unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried.
    And the waters come down and sort of floated them away,
    That's why you never seen a unicorn to this very day.
    But you'll see green alligators and long-necked geese,
    Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
    Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
    You're never gonna see no unicorns!

  12. dancegurliee dancegurliee
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    any one else seeing One Direction August 5th

  13. ForeverSouless ForeverSouless
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    To the people who say "Even the word Impossible says I'm possible"
    So, you're saying there's a chance I'm going to ride a magical flying unicorn to school soon? ;)

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    *Me and my friend Caitlin talking in code*
    "One day I'm not going to like unicorns but I think that the unicorns will be okay with it because unicorns are cool like that and I guess what I'm saying is, is that I've always like narwhals. But narwhals don't like me and lately I've been wanting to kill narwhals and I'm just confused and i don't know if I like unicorns or narwhals. and narwhals don't want me to like unicorns so its like ughhhh and I can't stop liking unicorns because I just starting liking them."

  15. dancegurliee dancegurliee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 11:38am UTC
    AUGUST 5TH
    ONE DIRECTION
    WHERE WE ARE
    Jannette's format | Don't remove

  16. wikiwiki wikiwiki
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    Please don't say I'm the only one majorly obsessed by UNICORNS

  17. wikiwiki wikiwiki
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 6:41am UTC
    So yesterday me and my friend were on a bus into town when we saw a huge rainbow unicorn flying on a rainbow carrying a tray of cupcakes. We stopped the bus and got out to talk to the unicorn. It then took us to it's rainbow cloud castle to eat rainbow poo poo and drink rainbow juice.
    We then walked in to dragon village to help the unicorn talk to the dragons so they could build a kingdom together.......

  18. wikiwiki wikiwiki
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 6:32am UTC
    unicorns are lame.
    said no one ever.

  19. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:37am UTC
    Sister: Is that a sour strap?
    Me: NO! Its unicorn bacon !!^w^

  20. KawaiiPandaTUT KawaiiPandaTUT
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 6:22am UTC
    Single
    Taken
    Χ I'm a unicorn
    I dont date with
    humans.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2022 Witty Profiles