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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    I'm redoing this survey to see how much I've changed in 8 months
    1.) What is your name? Katie
    2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? No
    3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? CDs, Vans, Band Merch, Arizona, Starbucks
    4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? I don't even know
    5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? 3 one black with a purple tongue&pinkblackflap, hot pink ones, & my Nothing Personal ones
    6.) Who is your favorite "That ’70s Show"character? Dunno...
    7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do? Run!
    8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus? Lindsay Lohan anybody??
    9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? Not at all
    10.) Top Five Favorite Songs: Therapy-AllTimeLow, Let the Flames Begin-Paramore,There'saGoodReasontheseTablesareNumbered-P!ATD,MasterpieceTheatre3-MarianasTrench,A Little Less "Sixteen Candles", a Little More "Touch Me"-FallOutBoy
    11.) What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbies!
    12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? Niether...
    13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns? JALEX ;P
    14.) What is your favorite musical? Wicked
    15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? Target. Forever 21
    16.) Do you play the Sims 2? Nope
    17.) Do you think this is boring? lil
    18.) What do you think of Maroon 5? I miss their old stuff
    19.) What about Coldplay? NOTHING is more manlier than Coldplay
    20.) Fall Out Boy? I've seen them live, they're from Chicago, my hometown, and THANKS PETE!
    21.) Katy Perry? I hated Dark Horse and she's stealing too much from All Time Low, Like in Roar she goes "I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything" which is very similar to "Cus if we stand for nothing, we fall for everything' in Heroes by All Time Low AND her new song "This is How We Do"... um So Wrong, It's Right anybody? and I know All Time Low have copied Katy in the past with the California Gurls bit in "I Feel like Dancin'"
    22.) How about The All-American Rejects? Love them, This Ends Tonight is one of my fave songs
    23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents? No
    24.) The Wii or Xbox 360? Wii. Xbox
    25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley? Demi/Selena.
    26.) Do you know many Emily’s? Only 1
    27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? Nick Jonas was THE crush in like 2008
    28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out? Kinda
    29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie? idk
    30.) Do you enjoy surveys? Sometimes usually
    31.) What do you hear at the moment? Grand Theft Autumn/ Where is your Boy?- Fall Out Boy
    32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace? PIC COMMENTS :p Jk idk
    33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs? Who knews it's their life they're throwing away
    34.) Do you watch the Olympics? Yes.
    35.) What are your top five favorite stores? Hot Topic, Forever21, Glamour Kills,Claire's,and Zumies
    36.) Do you like the new Weezer album? I love Weezer
    37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name? They never did. However, you know what we should talk about? The fact that the only song of their's that gets played on the radio is "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" and they've released THREE other albums since
    38.) What is the worst job you have ever had? 15
    39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota? Nope
    40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV? Many,many things
    41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on? Naw
    42.) What is your favorite Disney Show? Good Luck Charlie the only somewhat decent show left
    43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer? Rings a bell
    44.) Describe your crush? Looks like freking Josh Ramsay ;P
    45.) Have you ever gone camping? Nope I'm a counsler at this day camp, does that count?
    46.) What do you miss most about elementary school? EVERYTHING
    47.) What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet? I just find one I'm ma own person
    48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard? Reese's
    49.) Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s? No
    50.) what do you think of McDonalds? I saw the most terrifying Ronald McDonalds costume at this Renissance Fair I went to yesterday (Will not be going back...)

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 4:21pm UTC
    I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

  3. clbdance clbdance
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    one of the most emarressing moments of my life:
    it was at my 6th birthday party and me and my cousins were in my room playing dress up. we were weird lil kids, so we were all like, let's see who can be the most creative and look the funniest! we looked pretty rediculous. i had like socks on my hands, my underwear on my head, my pants pule up as far as they would go, and my mom's bra on backwards. we were all laughing and giggling when my dad walked in, saw me, grabbed me, and carried my out to the living room where everyone else was while i was kicing and screaming at him. he sat me down in front of my entir family (extended family too) and said, "HAHAHA look at how she looks!"every single person in the room (which was like 60 people) laughed at me. some even took out phones. i was freaking 6 years old. i cried for like an hour and a half after that but no one seemed to care. they said he did out of love... really? what the heck was lovable abut that?! i still secretly hold it against him today after 9 years.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

  5. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 11:50am UTC
    what hurts
    the most was
    being so close, and
    having so much to say,
    and watching you walk away.
    </3

  6. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    My sister just came into my room with blue
    tinkerbell underwear on her said and said "I'M SPIDERMAN!"
    like what in the heck?

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    walking around in underwear and a blanket cape like the f×ckin queen of unemployment

  8. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:10am UTC
    My shirt matches my underwear.
    I feel accomplished.

  9. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    SHE GOES
    THROUGH
    MORE
    GUYS
    THEN I GO THROUGH UNDERWEAR.

  10. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Patrick: Did you see my underwear?
    Mindy: No, Patrick.
    Patrick: Do you want to?

  11. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 1:40am UTC
    better wear cute underwear today
    in case i meet a cute stranger and he wants to get it on

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    What do you call a box full
    of underwear? A BRIEFcase.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    Because having cute underwear makes you feel
    a whole lot better about yourself

  14. CrazyGirlie CrazyGirlie
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    Girls have 3 types of underwear:
    Period underwear.
    Chilling underwear.
    "I'm about to get me a man" underwear.

  15. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when you
    look all around the house
    and car for your underwear...
    and they were on your head
    the whole time?

  16. herestonevergrowingup herestonevergrowingup
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    if carrie underwood doesn't come out with a line of underwear called carrie underwear
    she is wasting all of our time

  17. Raynniee Raynniee
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 10:18am UTC
    oh that's cool ....
    strutting around in your underwear
    and giving the middle finger in all
    your picures.

  18. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    I remember when I was in kindergarten,
    all the kids would show off their underwear. It was like the main gossip that went on in kindergarten. There was this one time I wore a My Little Mermaid underwear and when I told the other kids, they were all like "prove it" and when I did, they were like "woah" and I was like an awesome kid for the rest of the day and I was so proud of it like "Hell yeah I have awesome underwear."

  19. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Life is too short for uncomfortable underwear.

  20. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    that moment when
    your underwear matches
    your outfit and you
    feel awesome for like
    two minutes and then
    you're like, "What am I
    doing with my life?"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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