Uncle Quotes

jennyracinggirl
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November 30, 2014 8:27pm UTC

These past few years have been really hard for me because of everything I went through.. I woulnd't wish it on my worst enemy, because of it, I have trust issues, depression, ptsd and etc. But the funny thing is I don't regret it because it made me into the stronger person I am becoming and it also gave me the best support system a girl could ever ask for.. I am a survivor of sexual assualt.. My attacker was a family friend from the race track and grew up with my uncle.. I remember telling him and my aunt and how he was there for me.. But finally seeing that he took my attacker and his wife off Facebook let's me know how much my uncle Steve B really cares about me.. It's been three years next year will be four and yet it still is hard for me but I know now that it'll get easier for me..

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jennyracinggirl
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November 30, 2014 6:07pm UTC

I seriously don't know what i'd do without my uncle Stevie. He's the most imporant male figure in my life and the number one guy I can always count on and trust.. Lately i've been not myself because I have been having really bad chest pains since September, and we have no idea what it is. On top of that i have an ovarian cyst and i think it's on both sides now. So during my Thanksgiving brake I stayed over his and my aunt's house.. During my brake he was working still so i didn't see him that much and he still made time with me..And today we watched our football team play and the pain from my cyst got really bad so I took my medicine and when I came back in the room instead of watching me in pain he told me to lay in the bed and he simply just comforted me by playing with my hair and rubbing my back.. i've been through so much in my life and no matter what happens I know he'll always be there for me.

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clbdance
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January 26, 2014 7:08pm UTC

OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS. So my uncle proposed to his girlfriend today by taking her to Chamard Vineyard and hiring a plane to fly over them with a banner that read "Will you marry me, Kristen?"

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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January 23, 2014 9:16pm UTC

My uncle just asked me to join the national pro-life alliance.
He may actually be the biggest as.shole that I have ever met.

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happiest*
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December 3, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Omf I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vag.ina”

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DubstepKitten
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November 18, 2013 8:03pm UTC

My uncle served a few years ago
I concider him my hero
He was always ready
To go and fight
Prayed to god everynight
That he would stay safe
And be out of harms way
I'm so glad he is alive today
He had a few friends
Who served and died
It was so sad
Depressing, he cried
But hat's not what
I'm here to say today
Let's honor the ones
Who paved the way
Let's thank our heroes
Who are here today.

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soccer_41
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October 16, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Have you ever missed someone so much it hurts to think about them...?

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therecklessandthebrave
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October 5, 2013 11:01am UTC

*talking about a picture from the house party tour where someone was zorbing*
Uncle: I bet they'd be p.issed if someone popped it.
Unlce: If they do it tomorrow I'll take my knife and just pop it.
Uncle: Then what?
Me: *laughing* I don't know, you'll get kicked out.
Uncle: I'll take the band member.
Uncle: I'll drag him through the crowd.
Uncle: and stick him in the trunk.
Uncle: Then we'll take him home.
Me: So that's a plan right?

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CharliesTheName
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September 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC

So my aunt and uncle had their first child today.
My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay??
My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??

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beebessey
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September 18, 2013 8:49pm UTC

"I've been drinking to forget all my life, I think its finally starting to work."

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mtndewhm*
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September 14, 2013 8:47pm UTC

I hope it was an accident.
I really hope it was,
but I can't ask you
because you're gone
and no one was with you.
And there was no note.

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mtndewhm*
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September 14, 2013 6:41pm UTC

30 Day Challenge:
Day 13: Place you want to visit most.
I don't know. Right now it's my uncles grave.

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Hamida*
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August 28, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Who doesnt love an irishman. And now, im not talking about my uncle

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🎀Anna🎀*
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August 13, 2013 12:37am UTC

Whenever I go to see
my great uncle, he always
asks "Do you have a boyfriend?"
I always reply with "Nope not
yet.." Then he says "Well I don't
know why you don't, Boys
are stupid." I always laugh
and say "Yeah, they are."
This year was different though.
I just hope that someday
when he asks me that I can proudly
say "Yeah I do."

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dreamsandwishes
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July 24, 2013 9:22am UTC

Conversation that actually happened with my uncle (who rarely uses the internet)
Mom: We have this treadmill that we don't have room for anymore, do you want it?
Uncle: No, I don't have any room for it either. But maybe you could sell it.
Me: Where would we sell it?
Uncle: Oh, you could sell it on Youtube.
Me:
Mom:
Uncle: What?
Me: Umm Youtube is for videos...
I think he meant ebay or Craigslist but I'm still not sure...All I know is that he wanted to sell it....On YOUTUBE

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SisiAdelia
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July 17, 2013 11:47pm UTC

ZUES HORAN.
'Nuff said.

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GlassHorizon
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July 13, 2013 1:09pm UTC

we were sitting in a cafe
and my uncle and brother were just talking
and then they broke out in chorus
singing my chemical romance
and someone behind them started humming along too
and i thought it was beautiful.

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queezle*
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May 27, 2013 5:39pm UTC

"My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib death. The horrible thing was that it wasn't understood. For some unknown reason the baby would stop breathing. So I would sneak into where the baby was sleeping and put my hand in her crib, hold her little finger, and I'd sleep on the floor like that. It was stupid, I'm sure. But I thought the warmth of my hand might help, that maybe if she felt my pulse it would remind her to breathe." -- Johnny Depp

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charlotteyx
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March 29, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Family that you aren't related to, but you call them cousin, aunty, uncle or something...is it only my family that do this?

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Demitriaa_Lee
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February 15, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

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