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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    Trigonometry?
    Ha.
    No.
    I'm not that Asian.

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 8:53pm UTC
    This is my 1100th quote yall

  3. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    That moment
    When you see a guy
    That looks like a combination of two of your exes
    And you're just standing there like
    'Woah man.'

  4. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    where can i get cheat codes for life??

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    While you call her fat,Another girl would kill to have her figure

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 12:23am UTC
    The "Types" of texters
    The "Abreviator"- The person always saying lol,omg, nm,brb,u, and the dreaded k which is everybodys favorite
    The "Grandma texter"- The person who takes 4 days to reply
    The "Ninja texter"- The person who replies right away
    The "Too cool for you" texter- The person who always ignores you
    The "Send another texter"- The person who if you don't reply right away sends the same message again
    The "Lengthy texter"- The person who sends a 4 page long text
    The "Exceptional texter"- The person who spells out every word with proper grammer and hardly ever has a mistake
    The "Stone texter"- The person who doesn't use emoji's
    The "Forward texter"- The person who forwards chain mail texts
    The "I'm too busy texter"- The person who claims that they are always busy but is always on a social media website
    Then their's me
    The "Loner texter"
    Who texts myself because I have no one else to text

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 10:48pm UTC
    Living by the assumption
    that theres a reasoning
    behind actions

  8. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    I love it when we have cloudy days
    becuase when the sun sets
    the sky looks like a glob of cotton candy

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    The million dollar question:
    Will I got to heaven?

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