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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC
    am i the only one who tries to
    learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
    as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    you're the jelly to my burger,
    the knife to my soup,
    the glitter to my sushi,
    and the ketchup to my icecream.
    my point is, you're worthless.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    shoutout to the kids who
    put the correct answers in the textbook.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    i'm so mad that toasters
    aren't called tanning breads.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    do you ever become friends with someone
    and then you get to know them and it's like, no wait, i don't like you. can we stop this friendship thing.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    have you ever had a legitimate crush on
    an actor like to the point where you're not even fangirling anymore, you just actually love them.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    i bet our entire universe is just
    in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project he got a C- on

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    i hate it when i say i hate everyone
    and then someone is just like "oh expect me of course lol"
    ha ha no. especially you.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    you never really know someone
    until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    let's play the "how much time can i waste
    before i start crying about how stressed i am because i'm procrastinating my life away" game.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Ed didn't lose the Grammy's,
    the Grammy's lost Ed.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    the mayans taught me something,
    that if you don't finish something... well, it's not the end of the world.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    2012: come at me bro
    1800's: proceen towards me dear friend
    yoda: at me bro, you come
    josh: HUG ME BROTHA!

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    ed sheeran wrote little things when he was 17.
    while 18 year olds that i know can't distinguish your from you're.
    (i realized how ironic this quote is for me.)

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    if i were a spelling bee judge:
    me: spell their
    contestant: sentence please
    me: they're going to build their house over there.
    *walks off*

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    remember back in like 5th grade when
    everyone vowed the would never do drugs or drink.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    the sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes
    is the part where you don't smoke them at all.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    F.uck high school. In elementary school, the entire classroom was your
    Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    if you try to wake me up by
    pulling off my blakents, i'll probably kill you.

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