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Best Twilight Quotes This Year

  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    there is a line in twilight that says Bella "caught herself whistling as she skipped down the stairs"
    cAN YOU IMAGINE KRISTEN STEWART WHISTLING AND SKIPPING DOWN STAIRS
    OH MY GOD

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 9:28am UTC
    My summary of Twilight
    Bella: Nobody gets me
    Edward: I get you
    Bella: You get me?
    Edward: I get you
    Edward: Nobody gets me
    Bella: I get you
    Edward: You get me?
    Bella: I get you
    Jacob: I get you
    Bella: You get me?
    Jacob: I get you
    Bella: You don't get me
    Bella: He didn't get me
    Edward: I get you
    Bella: I get you too
    Edward:
    Bella:
    Edward:
    Bella: I have feelings and stuff

  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

  4. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
    what if there's a parallel universe
    where fictional characters are real
    and real people are fictional characters
    and your favorite character runs a blog
    and writes fanfic about you

  5. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 11:58am UTC
    I was "the kid" who
    got in trouble for
    Reading
    past my
    bedtime

  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:05am UTC
    WHEN WE WERE FIVE, THEY ASKED US WHAT WE WANTED TO BE WHEN WE GREW UP. OUR ANSWERS WERE THINGS LIKE 'PRESIDENT', 'ASTRONAUT' OR IN MY CASE, 'BALLERINA'.
    WHEN WE WERE TEN, THEY ASKED AGAIN. WE ANSWERED 'ROCKSTAR', 'COWBOY' OR IN MY CASE, 'GOLD MEDALIST'.
    BUT NOW THAT WE'VE GROWN UP, THEY WANT A SERIOUS ANSWER. WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS: WHO THE H.E.L.L KNOWS?
    THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO MAKE HARD AND FAST DECISIONS. THIS IS THE TIME TO MAKE MISTAKES. TAKE THE WRONG TRAIN AND GET STUCK SOMEWHERE. FALL IN love ... A LOT. MAJOR IN PHILOSOPHY BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY TO MAKE A CAREER OUT OF THAT. CHANGE YOUR MIND AND CHANGE IT AGAIN BECAUSE NOTHING'S PERMANENT. SO, MAKE AS MANY MISTAKES AS YOU CAN. THAT WAY, SOMEDAY WHEN THEY ASK US WHAT WE WANNA BE, WE WON'T HAVE TO GUESS.
    WE'LL KNOW.
    Spoken by Anna Kendrick

  7. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 5:29pm UTC
    Okay so let me get this straight, Twilight is a book about an emotionless, boring, weak girl who falls in love with a sparkly vampire who can't decide if he wants her or not. And later, the vampire blackmails her by forcing her to marry him in exchange for sexual intercourse, which leads to her becoming a teen mom. She then dies and her sparkly husband bites her, forcing her into extreme pain for three days. Meanwhile, her childhood best friend that is a werewolf becomes a pedophile and falls in love with her daughter because he couldn't get the mother...?

  8. MissHatty MissHatty
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:28am UTC
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  9. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Imagine if teachers had
    to deal with fandoms in school:
    Harry Potter: Stop swishing your pencils around!
    Twilight: Hey! Quit biting her neck!!
    Mortal Instruments: No drawing on your arms!
    Hunger games: Quite trying to kill each other!
    Percy Jackson: Stop pretending you can't read the assignment!
    Divergent: Get off the roof for God's sake!

  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    i hate it when you lean on your keyboard and accidentally publish twilight

  11. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    Turn to Page 394.
    Subject A: Remus Lupin
    a werewolf involuntarily transforms into one
    during a full moon, and once he does, he no
    longer knows who he is.
    THIS IS A WEREWOLF.
    Subject B: Jacob Black
    an animagus can transform into a certain
    animal at will, and still would fully know who
    he is and what he is doing.
    THIS IS MERELY AN ANIMAGUS.
    . . . u n d e r s t a n d ?

  12. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Dear Jacob,
    Please stop calling yourself a
    werewolf. You're a animagus.
    Now, please turn to page 394.
    Sincerely, Severus Snape

  13. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:52am UTC
    I shouldn't be the superhero’s girlfriend,
    I should be the superhero.
    - KRISTEN STEWART
    (who is actually a beast feminist)
    (who doesn't get enought credit)

  14. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 7:43pm UTC
    Curse of the Fandoms
    Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
    Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that your Series will end.... and soon.
    Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
    Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
    Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that it will never be as good as the first time around.
    Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that after waiting forever you will probably only get three more episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous one.
    Glee Fandom Curse: The show
    LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for The Hobbit.
    Hunger Games Fandom Curse: Knowing that your favorite character will either die, go insane, or never be seen again
    Game of Thrones Fandom Curse: Knowing that every one will die. That's it. Everyone dies.
    Merlin Fandom Curse: Knowing that Mordred will kill Arthur
    39 Clues Fandom Curse: Knowing that your OTP may never be together...and that Isabel Kabra will probably kill your favorite character.
    Bartimaeus Fandom Curse: The last page.
    UM EXCEPT THAT THE LAST PAGE IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST? NATHANIEL SAVES BARTIMAEUS. NATHANIEL LOVES BARTIMAEUS. BARTIMAEUS KNOWS THAT NATHANIEL LOVES HIM. CURSE? MORE LIKE HEARTBREAKING PERFECTION.

  15. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    Lady Gaga: You and me could write a bad romance
    Stephanie Meyer: Been there

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:53am UTC
    Chris Brown & Rihanna: Surprisingly, a worse love story than Twilight.

  17. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    what if edward actually just wore shimmer lotion and lied about vampires
    being sparkly because he didn't want to share all the fabulous omg

  18. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    oh, please.
    stop with that
    twilight thing.

  19. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    Texting a person who doesn't use emoticons
    is like being locked in a room alone with Kristen Stewart

  20. taytay8056 taytay8056
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    Reason #394 why Harry Potter is better than Twilight:
    Our Bella could kick your Bella's a.ss

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