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Best Twerking Quotes Today

  1. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    How many calories does twerking get rid of?
    A butt load.

  2. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    This year for Halloween I'm going to dress up as Miley Cyrus,
    and instead of saying trick or treat I'm going to say
    "Give me a treat or I'll start twerking"

  3. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    The world is f.ucking tragic
    Why does everybody know about Miley Cyrus shaking her a.ss,
    But not about chaos going around in other parts of the world?
    And I mean more than war.

  4. meh* meh*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    The Year 2260
    English Teacher: Ok we're going to watch a classic, 'Mean Girls'
    History Teacher: You guys are getting a project when you have to research one of
    the Band Memers of ancient the boy band 'One Direction'.
    Health Teacher: We are studying the plaugue that spread worldwide called 'Internet Addiction'
    P.E. Teacher: We are teaching you how to twerk, and ancient dance practiced in the early 2000s.
    Science Teacher: We will be bringing in used iPhones dated back to the early 2000s so you
    can study the way photogarphs were taken and how we talked to eachother.

  5. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    Karson: *walks up to my mom*
    Karson: So, I've been trying to think of a good Miley Cyrus joke but it's just not twerking.
    Me: *dies of laughter*
    Mom: Oh, I'm sorry sweetie. Maybe it'll come to you.
    Mom: .......
    Mom: I see what you did there.

  6. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    If you tell a girl she can't do something, she will f.ucking start doing it.
    I mean, if you tell me I can't twerk, I'll be twerking all day in your face, b.itch.

  7. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will be the death of me.

  8. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 7:48am UTC
    Twerking?
    I prefer twisting.

  9. sapphireflames* sapphireflames*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 7:21am UTC
    people: *twerks in grocery store*
    people: *twerks in the library*
    people: *twerks on a table*
    people: *twerks on a box of cereal*
    people: *twerks on a slice of cheese
    me: *doesnt even know how to twerk*

  10. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 8:54am UTC
    So the other day my brother ran into my room yelling i'm a boss a.ss bi.tch and then he attempted to twerk and the entire time i just sat there thinking "WTF is going on?"

  11. _Omegle_ _Omegle_
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    twerking good or bad?
    You: Bad. Well, when Miley Cyrus does it.
    You have disconnected.

  12. UnOriginalMe UnOriginalMe
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    I know I'll probably get hate for this..
    But I actually respect Miley Cyrus. I mean, she started her career on Disney Channel and now she's touring the world, with a number one album and songs. And no matter what the haters say, she doesn't care, and she carries on with her life. She gets payed to act the way she does. Her performance at the VMA's was rehearsed. They allowed her to do that. She gets paid to twerk, and she started a trend. She has made some bad choices, but everyone has.
    It's life. Deal with it.

  13. Tara_K (~.^)* Tara_K (~.^)*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 4:18pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus is in hospital,
    I'm not sure why she's in there but i reckon she probably
    broke a bone in her butt or something.

  14. fefe123 fefe123
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    This year for Halloween I'm going to dress up as Miley Cyrus,
    and instead of saying trick or treat I'm going to say
    "Give me a treat or I'll start twerking"

  15. LaLaNicole* LaLaNicole*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    What the hell is up with Miley Cyrus' Obsession with sterling & giant teddy bears like seriously STOP!!

  16. cloverchild cloverchild
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 10:49am UTC
    Popular girl: *Starts twerking at party*
    Everyone else: *Joins in*
    Me: *Starts twerking at party*
    Everyone else: O.o

  17. *DanceTillTheWorldEnds** *DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you realize that our kids will think of twerking like we think of disco

  18. CommonTeen CommonTeen
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    Does anyone else wanna know what it would look like if
    Honey Boo Boo
    twerked...?

  19. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Am I the only one who thinks "twerking" is not funny anymore?
    It's just plain annoying.

  20. xxsophia_lovexx xxsophia_lovexx
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    When you're walking down the hallway
    with your friend singing a 90's love song, twerking
    and you realize the school's
    disciplinarian is behind you laughing..
    oh well .. ;D

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