Twerking Quotes

Tara_K (~.^)*
posted a quote
April 21, 2014 4:18pm UTC

Miley Cyrus is in hospital,
I'm not sure why she's in there but i reckon she probably
broke a bone in her butt or something.

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Iwannacookie2304

posted a quote
January 11, 2014 8:54am UTC

So the other day my brother ran into my room yelling i'm a boss a.ss bi.tch and then he attempted to twerk and the entire time i just sat there thinking "WTF is going on?"

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meh*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 12:47pm UTC

The Year 2260
English Teacher: Ok we're going to watch a classic, 'Mean Girls'
History Teacher: You guys are getting a project when you have to research one of
the Band Memers of ancient the boy band 'One Direction'.
Health Teacher: We are studying the plaugue that spread worldwide called 'Internet Addiction'
P.E. Teacher: We are teaching you how to twerk, and ancient dance practiced in the early 2000s.
Science Teacher: We will be bringing in used iPhones dated back to the early 2000s so you
can study the way photogarphs were taken and how we talked to eachother.

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UnOriginalMe
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 12:46pm UTC

I know I'll probably get hate for this..
But I actually respect Miley Cyrus. I mean, she started her career on Disney Channel and now she's touring the world, with a number one album and songs. And no matter what the haters say, she doesn't care, and she carries on with her life. She gets payed to act the way she does. Her performance at the VMA's was rehearsed. They allowed her to do that. She gets paid to twerk, and she started a trend. She has made some bad choices, but everyone has.
It's life. Deal with it.

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fefe123
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 4:35pm UTC

This year for Halloween I'm going to dress up as Miley Cyrus,
and instead of saying trick or treat I'm going to say
"Give me a treat or I'll start twerking"

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Christina*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 9:51pm UTC

This year for Halloween I'm going to dress up as Miley Cyrus,
and instead of saying trick or treat I'm going to say
"Give me a treat or I'll start twerking"

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epictacos
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Karson: *walks up to my mom*
Karson: So, I've been trying to think of a good Miley Cyrus joke but it's just not twerking.
Me: *dies of laughter*
Mom: Oh, I'm sorry sweetie. Maybe it'll come to you.
Mom: .......
Mom: I see what you did there.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 4:09pm UTC

The world is f.ucking tragic
Why does everybody know about Miley Cyrus shaking her a.ss,
But not about chaos going around in other parts of the world?
And I mean more than war.

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GO2HELL
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 6:18pm UTC

So My friends and i were
talking, about twerking....
And one of my friends said, " I don't know how to twerk againest a wall!!!"
so my other friend tried to do it but she fell.
So im like ok dude! step back.
So i started doing it and everyone started laughing and then im like nailed it.
it was so funny. :D

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CommonTeen
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:06pm UTC

Does anyone else wanna know what it would look like if
Honey Boo Boo
twerked...?

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CommonTeen
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Does anyone else wanna know what it would look like if
Honey Boo Boo
twerked...?

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nova12
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:35am UTC

TWERK!!!

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cloverchild
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 10:49am UTC

Popular girl: *Starts twerking at party*
Everyone else: *Joins in*
Me: *Starts twerking at party*
Everyone else: O.o

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LaLaNicole*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:20pm UTC

What the hell is up with Miley Cyrus' Obsession with sterling & giant teddy bears like seriously STOP!!

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xxsophia_lovexx
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 9:45pm UTC

When you're walking down the hallway
with your friend singing a 90's love song, twerking
and you realize the school's
disciplinarian is behind you laughing..
oh well .. ;D

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 11:16pm UTC

If you tell a girl she can't do something, she will f.ucking start doing it.
I mean, if you tell me I can't twerk, I'll be twerking all day in your face, b.itch.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Am I the only one who thinks "twerking" is not funny anymore?
It's just plain annoying.

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sapphireflames*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 7:21am UTC

people: *twerks in grocery store*
people: *twerks in the library*
people: *twerks on a table*
people: *twerks on a box of cereal*
people: *twerks on a slice of cheese
me: *doesnt even know how to twerk*

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_Omegle_
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
twerking good or bad?
You: Bad. Well, when Miley Cyrus does it.
You have disconnected.

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ChrisMat
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 7:48am UTC

Twerking?
I prefer twisting.

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