Best Tv Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 10:45am UTC

Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
Gordo: He's a loser
Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am.
Gordo: No, she's not.
Lizzie: How do you know?
Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with.
Me: I love you, Gordo
Me: Where's my Gordo?
Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC

How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 2:09pm UTC

Disney used to be on point and helped me. Idk wtf that Shake It Up and A.N.T Farm c/rap is. Even second generation Disney had SOME core to it; Early Hannah Montana, Early Suit life of Zack and Cody and Wizards of Wavery Place. Even Sonny with a chance was ALRIGHT. Now they’re just getting desperate.That’s so Raven taught things like everyone is beautiful no matter shape or size. Now the only thing Disney talks about is boy crushes. Lizzie McGuire had a variety of different episodes, And one episode was even about Miranda having an eating disorder. Something SERIOUS that people can ACTUALLY relate to.Then there was Phil Of The Future and Even Stevens- Mainly for entertainment as opposed to teaching moral lessons, But at least they were creative and entertaining. This new c/rap is just pathetic.

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

If websites were teenaged classmates:
Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Yo Mama Jokes
This is a quote for you to comment some of the funniest
'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.
Let's see how funny these get.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

GUYS
What if Steve really ISN'T on vacation?
What if he got tired of all the drama and decided to
sit back and watch to see how we'd behave on our
own? This could be a test to see who can causes
drama and who doesn't.
He could be taking an actual vacation, too.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:27pm UTC

What do Justin Beiber and Pinocchio
have in common? They both want to be real boys.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:09pm UTC

Josh: this is my worst birthday ever
Drake: why? because you ran over orprah
Josh: no because its a little humid
Josh: YES CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 10:23am UTC

Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Does anyone else remember the show,
Avatar: The Last Airbender?
Did anyone else have a crush on Prince Zuko,
or is it just me?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I'm just going to start carrying
around a voice recorder so that when someone makes a promise, I can record it and play it back to them later when they forget about it like people do in TV shows.

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 6:19pm UTC

This is Prince Bapalapashamalamadingdong

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伤*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Sometimes i get this urge to talk to you
& then i remember that you''re a different person now

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Dad, there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door.. can you get rid of it?
Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Dad?
DAD?
Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 2:48pm UTC

You don't realize how innapropriate your favorite TV show is
until your mom comes in to watch it with you

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伤*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 3:32pm UTC

AS WE GOT OLDER THE MONSTERS
CREPT FROM UNDER OUR BEDS TO INSIDE OUR
our heads.....

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伤*
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 10:34am UTC

I just want someone to save me

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Ron: *beats the friend zone*
Percy: *beats the cousin zone*
Jace: *beats the brother zone*
Gale: I don't like this joke.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:49pm UTC

IF NIALL REPLACED HARRY IN THE PEPSI COMMERCIAL:
Drew: Com on kid, just give me the Pepsi.
Niall: Heck naw, it's mine! I saw it first!
Drew: Kid, I'm Drew Brees.
Niall: Niall don't care. You ain't touchin' my Pepsi!
Drew: ....Can't we at least share it?
Niall: NIALL HORAN DOESN'T SHARE!!! Besides, it's too late. You can have the can.
Drew: What?! How did you drink that whole thing!? I've been talking to you this whole time!
Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!!!

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