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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
    glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    someone called me fat today at school because
    i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    next time you're washing your hands next to
    somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
    I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

  6. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
    Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
    "DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
    AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
    IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

  7. Waffle Waffle
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    I think its time to shave my legs
    "MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    puberty either makes you a
    hot god or a potatoe.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
    guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    i feel like i've done enough good stuff that
    i now deserve to be stuck in an elevator with a cute boy.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    99.9% of my sentences start with
    - oh my god
    - yeah
    - no
    - basically
    - wait
    - so yeah
    - like
    - you know
    - oh
    - uhm
    - what
    - well
    - but
    - dude
    - listen here you little sh/t

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    FUN PARTY TRICK:
    put skittles and m&m's in the same bowl and wait for someone to grab a handful.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    i believe in equality.
    if we have a five day week of school, we should have five day weekends as well.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC
    how to break up with someone
    you: your ex is attractive.
    partner: which one?
    you: me.
    you: BYEEEE

  16. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half
    so you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    i wanna audition for all the ugly roles
    in movies because if you get the part, you're in a move which is pretty cool, but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    selling our soul to this website
    was probably in the terms in conditions that we didn't read.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    do you ever wonder how an author would
    describe you in a novel? not only your appearance but they way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    in 7th grade i went to see a movie
    with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like "excuse me" and he pulled out a bag of hershey kisses out of his coat.

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