Truethat Quotes

Vinita*
posted a quote
May 17, 2014 5:12pm UTC

Fnazztastical: (adj.)
Fantastic, snazzy, and magical,
Normally used to describe people who follow mamacal8

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wearesarcasm
posted a quote
March 29, 2014 8:21am UTC

I have no idea why I volunteer to do stuff on Saturday mornings. That means I have to get up and do stuff and socialize.

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Move_Along
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 9:33pm UTC

There's always that one person that you will go to the moon and back for

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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January 19, 2014 12:36pm UTC

Don't try to be perfect
because if you succeed,
no one will like you
and that's how society is today

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Move_Along
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 10:28pm UTC

Short people problems at work:
1. Trying to reach for something
2. Looking like an idiot trying to reach it

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karsonblake
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 11:28pm UTC

Teacher: We are going to play the Quiet Game.
Me: Are you playing too?

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Jenny*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 4:11pm UTC

*At restaurant*
Waitress: Hi I’m Kelly, tonight I’ll be taking care of you.
Anything to drink?
Me:*Whisper* She’ll be taking care of me
*Burst into laughter*

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Me: It's that time of the year again,
Me: It's time to shave my legs...
Me: MOM GRAB THE LAWN MOWER!

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Boys fall for me♥
because I trip them..

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epictacos
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Parents: Dinner's ready!
Me: Becomes the fastest
land mammal on Earth.

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epictacos
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 7:18pm UTC

When you're stressed you eat
ice cream, cake, and chocolate.
Why? Because stressed spelt
backwards is desserts.

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epictacos
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 7:12pm UTC

That little dance your
thumbs do when you don't
know how to answer a text

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username*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Chubby, single, and ready for a pringle.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 3:18pm UTC

If I ever have a daughter and
her boyfriend asks to
marry her,
Ill say yes but some time
later im gomna hire
a fake gunman to pretend
and shoot her and if
he jumps in front of her..
He can marry her no doubt.
:]

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angela*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:15pm UTC

Dont make me mad then tell me to calm down,
thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 2:34am UTC

So here's to
The crap we talk...
The guys we stalk...
The way we shop...
Laughs we can't stop...
The gossip we spill...
The looks that could kill...
We'll stay together
Cuz we're
Best Friends Forever!
This quote was added on July 28 2013 at 11:33 p.m By AnaCastro196

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 1:38am UTC

Sweety
Please get your facts right
before you start talking shtyit

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 1:21am UTC

High School
It may be hard|annoying|awkward|etc. but admit it, you're going to miss it when it ends

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 9:56pm UTC

I like my school
It's just I HATE the people
that go there

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 6:06pm UTC

You bring the
light to my day

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