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Best True Quotes This Year

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
    Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
    "DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
    AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
    IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

  3. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Normal people with their crush
    Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
    Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
    a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

  7. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    We're Americans.
    We have freedom. We spell words like "favor" without that useless "u." We don't have cool accents. We say "mom" instead of "mum." We have some of the biggest idiots ever. And our existence just písses most people off.

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    Let's all take a moment of silence for the beloved website of Stardoll
    Because literally half of the Witty population came here because of Stardoll, and then ditched it a few months later for Witty.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
    Who doesn't buy it?

  10. macccy_xo macccy_xo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    "dude look at the personality on that girl"
    "dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    90% of the ocean is unexplored,
    yet you're going to tell me mermaids don't exist.

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Did you know that there is a law in all schools that states if the teacher
    does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    Pollen: *accidentally enters my body*
    Immune System: What the hell is that?
    Pollen: Hey, sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl--
    Immune System: We're under attack!
    Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo--
    Immune System: Open the floodgates!
    Pollen: The what?
    Mucas Membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
    Immune System: All of them.
    Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't...oh sh--
    *dramatic music*
    Me: *sneezes*

  17. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    Why are clothes so expensive?
    I shouldn't have to pay to not be naked, people should be paying me not to be naked.

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Me: *opens witty*
    Witty: Please sign in.
    Me: *signs in*
    Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
    Me: Then why
    Me: the fück
    Me: did you tell me
    Me: to sign
    Me: in.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong.
    kind of like saying "josh and drake".

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I take the L and R
    on my headphones more seriously than I take school.

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