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  1. WokeChris 11* WokeChris 11*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2017 5:12pm UTC
    "I before E except after C"
    confuses the heck out of me when
    I'm trying to write

  2. WokeChris 11* WokeChris 11*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2017 5:10pm UTC
    Dear guys,when a girl replies with "Aww thanks"
    It just means she is politely telling you to return to the friendzone you just tried escaping from.

  3. WokeChris 11* WokeChris 11*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2017 5:09pm UTC
    What if they made a kindle that doesn't
    run out of battery?

  4. WokeChris 11* WokeChris 11*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2017 5:00pm UTC
    Rappers are like pens at the bank..
    They all have chains on them and they dont write very well.

  5. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2017 7:50pm UTC
    but she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2017 10:48pm UTC
    "It has always been viewed that as wife includes more her mother’s advice into her family matters, it increases more feuds with her husband and she becomes more rude towards own children only."
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2017 1:12pm UTC
    I don't even know who I am anymore.
    I just wanna die most days.

  8. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2017 2:39am UTC
    "A seeker of the material pleasure can never be a true motivational speaker, but only demotivator eventually for s/he can never uplift the morale of the spectators who are economically weaker."
    ~Anuj Somany

  9. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2017 7:05pm UTC
    You were my glass of champange, but I drink vodka now.

  10. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2017 7:54am UTC
    Beer is like the Sun.
    It rises in the yeast, and sets in the Waist 🍺

  11. E* E*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2017 6:47am UTC
    I don't need saving, I need something to lead me from unreality to reality.

  12. E* E*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2017 8:31pm UTC
    It is true about what they say; that you should love yourself before you love somebody else. This is because you're giving all the love to that one person instead of yourself, leaving you with nothing.

  13. E* E*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2017 8:28pm UTC
    I couldn't be with you so I took it out on myself. I shed a lot of blood for us.

  14. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2017 1:27pm UTC
    I find it hilarious when you try to throw her in my face, almost like you think you still mean something to me?

  15. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2017 1:25pm UTC
    It's amazing to once again be able to look back on our good memories and smile instead of cry. I'm finally 100 percent over you.

  16. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2017 1:24pm UTC
    When you walked away, you thought you'd won. You thought you'd won because she loved you more than you loved her. And that just wasn't enough for you. When you walked away that last time--sent that last text--had that last call--you thought you'd had the last word. The best argument. You were content because you were right--and she wasn't--and it ended, just like you knew it would. And so when you imagine her now, she's still crying by the phone. Loving you. Wishing you'd call. Thinking you're the best and only person she can ever be with. You see her in that puddle of self-doubt that you worked so hard to build into her. Well, stop. And let me clarify a few things for you. First of all, she's not there, waiting by the phone. She no longer thinks about all those good times you had, wondering if you're ever going to come back. Actually, she hardly thinks of you at all. When you stopped loving her, something happened to her. Something huge. That's actually the one--one--thing she credits you with. You taught her to love herself enough to know when someone wasn't loving her enough. And that is exactly what she needed. To finally, finally start loving herself. So hey, you didn't break her, darling. She wouldn't give you that power. That girl loved you in a way that you're never going to find again but are always going to look for. And trust me, you will look for it. But as for her? She's not the same girl she was. She is strong and independent and confident. She is open and loving and free. So when you think of her (and I know you will), just know this: you never broke her. The only thing you did was push her to the edge. Like, right to the edge. But she didn't jump, darling. She flew.

  17. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2017 9:22am UTC
    You ask me why I've become so cold hearted but it was you. You made me this way.

  18. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2017 3:01pm UTC
    "More a person loves to have online likes on own face,
    Less should be believed on whatever s/he says."
    ~Anuj Somany

  19. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2017 3:55pm UTC
    "You both are made for each other."
    "How do you know?"
    "Because you guys don't look at each other with butterflies and happiness. You look at each other with reality but at the same time, there's a fairytale awaiting you."
    ~ E. Grin

  20. Abbyjo Abbyjo
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2017 2:59pm UTC
    How did humans get so screwed up?


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