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Best Trouble Quotes This Week

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    i couldn’t be famous cuz i’d get in trouble for spending too much time with the fans. like oh you wanna go get dinner? let’s go. you wanna hang out? ok cool. you wanna go to the mall? awesome we’re going

  3. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Normal teenagers when they get in trouble: lol whatever
    Me when I get in trouble: OH GOD I'M THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET. WHY DO MY PARENTS STILL HAVE ME? WHY DO I HAVE FRIENDS? I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID IDIOT.

  4. cannon cannon
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    In 1981, 16 year old Robert John Downey, Jr.
    served a one day suspension from
    high school after snatching a comic book from the
    hands of a classmate and ripping it to shreds
    while calling him a nerd.
    What comic book was his classmate reading?
    "The Incincible Iron Man"

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    Mom: You're the only teenager I know who back talks and on the computer 24/7!
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: Am I Mom.. Am I really?

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:59am UTC
    If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

  7. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 5:55am UTC
    Every draw my life ever on youtube:
    Youtuber: I was born.
    Youtuber: I went though alot of trouble.
    Youtuber: Then i was like 'youtube!"
    Youtuber: and i wouldnt be here 2day without you guys,omg lol.
    Youtuber: xoxo subscribe.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey f-cked a dragon

  9. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    The new witty omg..
    this is so confusing..
    So this is how my pets feel when I throw a blanket over
    them and watch them try to get out.. ( ゚д゚)

  10. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Plagiarism (noun) - Getting in trouble for something you didn't do.

  11. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 7:13am UTC
    *FIRE...*
    everyone: screams and runs
    me: *grabs a marshmellow a cooks it*
    Nmq..lol.

  12. Papaute Papaute
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    "The trouble is that, for women, being “nice” often translates into putting up with things we should never put up with. How many times has some creep sat uncomfortably close to me on the bus and stared me down, yet I’m too afraid to just get up and move, lest I offend him? We smile when we’re harassed on the street or hit on by jerks. We laugh at sex1st jokes. We learn that when we have strong opinions, we’ll be called b!tches and that if we get angry, we’ll be called hysterical. When we say what we want, we’re called pushy or aggressive. Part of learning “ladylike” behavior is about learning to smile politely when someone is being crude. Femininity has long been attached to passivity and to being docile. Men fight, women giggle and fume silently."
    I joined today and i hope you can take my opinion

  13. officialmona officialmona
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    I knew you were muggles when you walked in.

  14. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Why is Witty acting so strange?
    It's not updating when another favorite is added, it's taking away your quotes either 20 minutes too early or 20 minutes too late, and it's not putting the quotes in the correct order on the top lists. I'll see a quote with 100 favorites below a quote with 90 favorites?

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    THEY SAY "HERE COMES A HURRICANE. TROUBLE IS HER MIDDLE NAME."
    But I don't look for trouble, yeah, trouble looks for me.
    Please don't remove this!

  16. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    That's the trouble with the world,
    too many people grow up.
    - Walt Disney

  17. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Friends show their love in times
    of trouble,
    not in happiness.
    Euripides

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 11:26am UTC
    I knew you were trouble
    but I still accepted the challenge

  19. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    The media doesn't want to deal with that. You'd be surprised by how many People have no idea that this stuff happens. It would wreak havoc on the population. These people hide behind denial that evil exists. They're stupid people.

  20. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.

:)

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