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SammBurger
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September 15, 2018 1:24am UTC

Every thought is a battle,
Every breath is a war,
And I don’t think I’m winning anymore

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DawnRaven
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June 12, 2014 10:10pm UTC

Imma marry a rich guy so I can be this happy little white girl with all kinds of bling.

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LestWeBeForgotten
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April 30, 2014 11:01pm UTC

I think Steve should follow everyone.

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EllieLasnier
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April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

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*crybaby*
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January 20, 2014 12:09am UTC

things that will always sounds sarcastic:
-good for you
-thanks a lot
-yeah right
-nice to know
-wow
-way to go
-totally
-ok buddy

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Madi_Cook
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December 13, 2013 9:05pm UTC

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean lets be honest. I can barely get the straw through the Capri Sun.

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caoimhs289
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October 26, 2013 5:15pm UTC

When your ears finally unpop and you start hearing things you've never even heard before,it's almost like hearing in HD

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Lane *
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August 31, 2013 11:10pm UTC

Sometimes people that are thousands miles away from us can make us feel better than people right beside us.

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Lane *
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August 21, 2013 9:00pm UTC

5. I sometimes really like who I am.

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Lane *
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August 19, 2013 10:56pm UTC

so, this is my life and I want you all to know that I'm both happy and sad, and I'm trying to figure out how that is

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*Yours Truly*
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August 15, 2013 12:35am UTC

Me: I am really happy right now.
Life: Really? LOL! Just give me five minutes.

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Lane *
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August 13, 2013 10:10pm UTC

I accidently super glued my fingers together...whoops

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*Yours Truly*
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August 12, 2013 3:46am UTC

What do math and life have in common?
They both are stupidly complicated in an unnecessary way.

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Lane *
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August 7, 2013 8:53pm UTC

I'm so done right now I can't handle everything right now I'm done

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hope____
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July 28, 2013 1:29am UTC

Im Totally, Completely, Madly, & Deeply In Love With You.

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:37am UTC

if we actually learnt from others mistakes,
I'd be a f***ing genius by now.

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lilster62
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May 27, 2013 11:52pm UTC

My goal this summer:
Be totally 100% me. I won't worry about being judged and what others think. I will let out my crazy colorful self and just have fun for once. Laugh lots. Hang with friends. do what Im afraid to do at school. Let it all out.

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*Yours Truly*
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May 25, 2013 3:53am UTC

Wouldn't it be great if witty had chat rooms filled with the famous witty people? It would be like running into a celebrity at a party.

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littleDreamerdarestoDream
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May 14, 2013 8:49am UTC

They laugh because they think I'm only kidding...
I laugh because I know I'm not :D

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Brightsock
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April 30, 2013 10:18pm UTC

He must be blind if he can't tell that I like him a lot.

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