SO TODAY AT PHYSICS CLASS SOME KID WAS TALKING ALL THE TIME AND THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...
TEACHER: If you don't shut up, I'm going to beat you.
KID: How?
TEACHER: One of your friends is going to hold your legs and one your arms.
KID: Yeah, and you're going to hold something else, right? Hahahah.
TEACHER: Yes, but please let me know if I need tweezers or maybe a microscope, OK?
CLASS: Hahahahahahah...
KID: Omg, that was low!!!